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batao allama iqbal kon hain?

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

kisi larki ko kahain i love you

AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar
ke apna mobile numbr Day dy
to
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aap
Iss ko kya
kahain gay

Zahir he
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KHUWAB.. :-D

agr tm kisi naik orat ko janchna chate ho k

Agr tm kisi naik orat ko janchna chate ho K..
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Wo naik serat hai ya nehi, To...
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srf itna pta kro k Wo...
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star plus tou nahi dekhti. :-D

pathanon ne eid k baad

Pathanon ne eid k baad 5 waqt namaz b saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kia hai...
Nai timings ye hongi
Fajr- suba 8 bje
Zohr- sepeher 4 bje
Asr- sham 7 bje
Maghrib- Raat 10 bje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha- Raat 1 bje

do sheikh hotel main

Do sheikh hotel main aik dosry ko milay,
4 din k bad dono mar gaye,,
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wajah kya thi..??
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wo 4 din aik dosry ko dekhty rahe, k
khana kon mangway ga?

journalist to meera

Journalist To Meera:

Kya Ap
"HumAyuN"
sy Dor Ho sakti Ho?

Meera: Qasam se Mra Bhai Mar Jae Mri Maa Mar Jae
Mera Khana Kharab Ho Agr Me Ussy Dor Hun =P ;->

a pathan called fm radio said

A Pathan called FM radio & said:

"I have found a wallet wid thousands of currency & a credit card & ID Card of that person it belongs to, his name is Jamshed Khan, House #3, Gulshan e Iqbal, Karachi.

DJ: "so U want to give him back his wallet?
Pathan: Oo khocha nai, I want to dedicate him a song... ;->

enjoying the match but missing one thing

All nation was enjoying the match but missing one thing
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Guess what

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sUNO ZARA KHUsI KI AAHAT sUNO ZARA DIL KI CHAHAT =P ;)

1 pathan ki beti ko kisi ne sms kia

1 Pathan ki beti ko kisi ne sMs kia
I LOVE YOU
Pathan ghuse ma beti se kehta hy:
jis ne sms kia hy usay ma dekh lu ga filhal tm uska sms usay wapis bhejo... ;->

1 day god tested me

1 Day God Tested Me
He Erased All My Memory n Asked
"Do U Remember Any1 Now?"
I Told Ur Name
God smiled n said
"some Virus Can''t Be Formatted" ;)

the most amazing cricket match

The Most AMAZING CRICKET MATCH In The History...
Played on 30th sept,09 b/w PAK & AUs...
But The Looser Was ...

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INDIA! =P =D

itni btamiz aurat maine zindagi

ItNi BtAmiz AurAt MAinE ZiNdAgi mEin nAhe dEkhi...

Jo kEhti hAi "App k AcouNT ki RAqAm is cALL k Liye nA kAfi hy... ;->

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