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beautiful girl is like a dirty thousand rupee note

A Beautiful Girl is
Like a Dirty Thousand Rupee Note..
U dont Know How Many Used it
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But U still Want it.

marriage is like a public toilet

Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

ek pathan bandoq le kar

Ek Pathan Bandoq Le Kar
Machli Ka shikar Krny
Jungle Mein Gaya.

Jao Re Tum Bhi PATHAN Nikla,
Joke Tou Uppar Hi Khatam Ho Gaya Tha.. =P ;)

jisko jitni sugar chahiye ho

Jisko Jitni sugar Chahiye Ho.

Woh Is Address se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab se Khareed Le.

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Talib General store,
G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)

shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai

Doctor:
Aap k shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai..!

Ye neend ki goliyan Le Jayen

Biwi:
Ye mein inhen
kis waqt doon?

Doctor:
Jab mein aaon... =P ;->

don ki car se cheeni nikaalna

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DON Ki Car se Cheeni Nikaalna,
Mushkil He Nahi Namumkin Bhi Hai.

Kyon?

Kyon K

Don Khud Ek Pao Cheeni Le Kar Ja Raha Hai. :-)

boy tujhko kya bhejon?

Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?

Barish Ki Pehli Boond?

Aasman Ka sab se Roshan Tara?

shakh Pe Khila surkh Gulab?

Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?

Honton Pe saji Ek Khuahish?

Ya

Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?

Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. :-)

beautiful girls don like to study

Beautiful Girls Don''t Like to study Because....

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They Knows K Dunya K Kisi Konay Main.

Koi Na Koi Gadha, Unke Liye Parh He Raha Hoga. :-)

friend said to me

Friend said to Me:

Mere Paas Ghar Hai,
Car Hai,
Computer Hai,
2,2 Mobile Phones Hain.

Tere Paas Kya Hai?

Maine Kaha:

Mere Paas.

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Cheeni Hai. :-)

forward dis msg 2 ur frndz

Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,
funny and amazing replies.
But reply me first.

Kia haal hai? =P ;)

lagaan remix 2020

Lagaan Remix 2020
Climax scene:

1 ball 24 runs needed.

Bowler bowls

Aamir hits

Ball splits into 4 pieces.

All pieces go for 6''s

Aamir Wins...

MIND IT ;->

the news 14 aug 2020

THE NEWs
14 Aug 2020

Headline News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHIsTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th sEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERs

OsAMA still WANTED

sHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

sugar 1100/kg =P ;)

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