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i always pray 4u that

I always pray 4u that.

May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny

May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.

zara bs ka horn poo poo baja do

1 Aurat ne ishara krke taiz a rhi bus ko roka.

Driver: Kaha jana hai?

Aurat: Jana 2 khi nhiBacha ro raha hai.
Zara bs ka horn poo-poo baja Do

knowledge week

KNOWLEDGE WEEK

Afghanistan wahid mulk hai jis mein train nai chalti

Dunya mein sab se bara school CHICAGO mein hai

Dunya ka pehla operation GREECE k Doctor HYRO FILs ne kya

Dunya mein sab se Bara Hospital BAGHDAD mein hai.

Dunya mein sub se bara DARAKHT UsA mein hai

Dunya ka sab se shareef Insan PAKIsTAN mein hay!
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.

=P =D

friends are always badtameez

''Badtameez'' Friends are always ''bdtmz''.

They receive many msgs but they send ''ikka dukka'' msgs in a week.

Actually they r spacial kind of ''bgairat''.

They become more ''Dheet'' after a lot of ''baisti''.

They are bikhari infront of frndz. but very sakhee 4 their girlfrnds n boyfrnds.

And they never eat ''sHARAM''. :-P

pagal khanay ka incharge

Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEAsE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne swimming Pool Mai Doobnay se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.

Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.

Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha sukhanay K Liye. :-)

never say i failed 1000 times

"Never say I Failed 1000 Times,
say that I Discovred 1000 Ways that can Cause Failure"

(Thomas Edison)

Moral:
Bagairat ho jana par Man''na nahi =P ;)

100 rupay ka note mila

1 Pathan Ko Road pe say 100 Rupay Ka note mila
Jis par likha tha,,
.
.
. "Eid Mubarak"

PatHan Ne Note Pocket mein dala or Bola

"khair Mubarak" ;p : )

maantay hain lahore lahore

Maantay Hain Lahore Lahore Hai.

Par Karachi Uska shauhar Hai.

Karachi Main Bhi Ek Lahore Hai.

Jiska Naam "Gulistan-e-Jauhar" Hai.

1 admi mrty waqt dost se

1 admi mrty waqt dost se:
yar! tmhary ghr 10 lakh ka daka me ne dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b me ne hi krai thi

Dost:
koi bat ni
tmhy Zehr b me ne dia hy;)

american agency black water

American Agency
Black Water K
Khilaaf Hum Nay
Aik Agency
Banany Ka socha
Hai. U R Requested
2 Join Us
0ur Agency
Name z

"soda Water" ;->

dekhiye zara kitna nafees shair

Dekhiye zara kitna nafees shair Arz kia hy

Aankho''n Me Jalaye Rakhta Hon Main Aapki Yaado''n k Deep

Hato Bachoo,

Peep..
Peeep..
Peeeeep..
Peeeeeeeep.. =P ;)

a great japanese proverb

A Great JAPANEsE Proverb:

"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it

&

Its PAKIsTANI Version:

"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.... ;->

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