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kareena kapoor once said

3 Idiots Would Have Been a More Bigger Hit.

If Kareena Kapoor Would''ve Also Once said,

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"Jahanpanaah Tussi Great Ho,
Tohfa Qabool Karo" :-)

its a scary story

IT''s A sCARY sTORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAsT PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,

Rs.3O/=

runaway ur father is coming

Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..

Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..

Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
:-D

a sensible proposal

A sensible Proposal:
From Boy to Girl-
I Am Not Forcing You
to Love Me

but,
Dont Let Love be The
Reason For Heating Me.!

be panaah chahat k baad

Be-Panaah Chahat k baad bhi Hum usey paa na sakey "pApPu"

Kisi sangDil ne usey 100 ka Load krwa k Jeet liya... ;->

yad e mazi azab hy ya rab

Teacher;
Translate into English
"Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mjhse Hafiza Mera"

Papu:My Mind is Full of Data Base,
O God!Plz Make Me a Mental Case" ;->

tanhai may b tum ko chaha hay

Hum ne tanhai may b tum ko chaha hay "paPpu"...

warna log to tanhai mein nargis ki cd dekhtay hai... ;->

hum to jazz k office call kar ke

HuM to JaZZ k OffiCE cALL kAr kE
TArhAn tArhAn ki GAaLiyAn
sunA rAhEy thAy "PAppu" , , .

LeKiN..

UnKe is jAwAb nE shArMindA kAr diA

"Aur sunAo"..?? =P ;->

perfect example for newtons 3rd law

Teacher:Tell me The perfect example for Newton''s 3rd law?

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student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!
:D

hamse sms ka panga acha nahi

Hamse sMs ka panga acha nahi

Dost

Choti si Memory wala tera mobile hai
Kuch to Khayal kar.

peak freans sooper

Main uskay liye kitni muhabbat se Prince biscuit lekar gaya FARAZ,

Wo haram zadi boli ''pyar mohabat se b oopar,
Peak Freans sooper''
Peak Freans sooper''

itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka

Itnay anmol hein k khareed na saka koi hum ko Pappu

Heran-o-pareshan hein k ab IPL khelein to khelein kesay.;-)

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