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mere ghar k samne se bhagi

Mere Ghar K samne se Bhagi
Ek GHODI

Wah Wah

Mere Ghar K samne se Bhagi
Ek GHODI

Wah Wah

Fir Bhage Tum

Aur

''RAB NE BANA DI JODI''

read is dafa 3 jan 2010

Read
Is Dafa 3-jan-2010
Per Date Kuch istarah Ho Gi.

1 Larki Meray sath Front Per Hogi,

Or Baqi Teen Back saeat Per Hon Gi.
Amazing Na..

This Wll Never Happen Again In Life,

BecOZ soon They Will Get Married.;->

so Don''t Jealous.

larki namaz parh kr dua mang rahi thi

1 Larki Namaz Parh kr Dua mang rahi thi,

Uski Maa ne Pucha: Tum ne Dua me Kia Manga?

Larki: Wohi Manga jo Har Larki ki Khuwaish hai

Maa: Kya?

Larki:

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HumAyuN

wohi jo aaj pakistan ka hai

MIss:Agr Lion ki jga kutta jungle
ka badshah hota
to jungle ka kia haal hota . . ?

student : Wohi jo aaj Pakistan ka hai . :-

sachi muhabbat kya hay?

sachi muhabbat kya hay?

Jb teri mehboba ki naak beh rahi ho
or tu usy chaat ly

or tujhy uska zaiqa rafhan custerd
jesa lgy to samjh lena

mery dost that u r in LOVE...

nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon

1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha.

Doosra admi:molvi sab ap nay tu kaha tha
k ap movie nai dekhtay.

Molvi:mai is ko nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon...:-)

dr ne 1 pagal se poocha

Dr ne 1 pagal se poocha:
Tum chhat se Q latak rahe ho?

pagal:
Main aik bulb hoon

Doctor:
Tum jal Q nahi rahe?

Pagal:
bewakof ye pakistan hai light gai hui hai.

tum ko captain banaya team ka

Hum ne tum ko captain banaya team ka, samajhdar samajh ker
"sHAHID...!"

tum to ball he khaa gaye naswaar samajh ker...!!
This is 4 Boom Boom Afridi... ;->

afridi ne boll chaba k de dia

Afridi ne Boll chaba k de dia Is bat ka saboot!
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Colgate banaey,
masoorhe sehet mand or Dant mazboot! ;->

kashmeer hamara hai aur hamara rahe

KAsHMEER Hamara Hai Aur Hamara Rahe Ga Hum Use Jeete Ji Aazad.?

Nahi

Hone Denge

Q
k

Agar Kashmeer Aazad Ho Gya To

5Feb Ki Chuti To Gayi Na Hath se.. ;->

source of vitamin

source of Vitamin
"Cricket balls are a rich source of Vitamin A, B, C, D & E.

I chew them regularly to stay fit"

-shahid Afridi

happy yaum e yakjehti

Tu Ne Ujri Hui Jannat Ko Na Dekha Ho To.

Aaj Mere Ujray Huye, Bikhray Huye KAsHMIR Ko Dekh....

(Dedicate to self Determination in Kashmir on 5 February)

Happy Yaum-e-Yak''Jehti

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