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Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)

son: Mom! Papa Bohat shareef Hain.

Mom: Woh Kese?

son: Jab Bhi Kisi Larki Ko Dekhte Hain.

Foran 1 Aankh Band Kar Lete Hain. :-)

kisi ka mazaaq mat urrao

Tip Of The Day:

Kisi Ki shakal Dekh Kar Uska Mazaaq Mat Urrao.

Ho sakta Hai K Usne Tum se Ziyada...

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Bachiyan Phansai Hon. :-)

pathan public toilet gya

Pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai

or Tm yaha bethe ho?

Pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" :-

ca paper dec 2009 has been leaked out

DAILY DAWN:

CA PAPER DEC 2009 HAs BEEN LEAKED OUT.

Q) Wat is da capital of France?

ON DEC 2009: students write PARIs is da capital of France

REsULT DAY: students FAILED

EXAMINER COMMENT(wid a devil laugh): capital of France is "F".:-D

CONCLUsION: Even if da paper leaks student cannot pass. Hahaha.

itz the month of snow songs

Itz the Month of
snow & songs
Candles, Cakes n
Celebrations
Itz December
Njoy dis LuVly n glorious Month

NOTE-Plz Ignore
if U r an sTUDENT

pocket mein rocket

Aapko Moon pe jana ho to aap kiske paas jaoge..?

IsRO..?

NAsA..?

No..

Ranbir Kapoor k Paas..
Qki uske-"POCKET mein Rocket " Hai

practice makes man perfect

Practice makes man perfect...

Then wat abt woman??
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Any guesses??
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she is BORN perfect.!
Hai na girls..??? :-P

unknown number se call

Kisi Unknown Number se Miss Call Ya Call Aaye to...

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Receive Kar Lena,

Ho sakta Hai,

Tumharay Kisi Jannay Waly Ne Apna No Change Kar Liya Ho. :-)

baqi sab da fittay mooonh

You Are My Best Friend.
Wanna Proof?

shair Arz Kia Hai

EK Main Aur EK Tu.

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Baqi sab Da Fittay MOOONH. :-)

main allama ki aulad hon

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

Father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga. :-)

signs of a suicide bomber given by police

signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)

pathan naqli note lekar

PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,

sHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai

PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.

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