signs of a suicide bomber given by police

signs of a suicide bomber given by police



Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)
  

May, 05 2010     382 chars (3 sms)     1758 views       Funny

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SAWAAL: Patni maike jaakar pati ko roj phone kyun karti hai??
JAWAAB: Taki pati ko yaad rahein musibat tali nahi phir aane waali hai.
1 Admi Ko Naddi K Us Par Jana Tha.
Aata Piswany
To Bataho Wo Kis Tarha Jai Ga.

















Jahel Soch Kya Raha Hai Aate Ko Piswate Hai Kya.
mujhe wo din aaj b yaad hai k jab,,,,,


tum hamari kursi sey ghirey they aur meinein kaha tha,

"kursi to bach ghayee hai na"!

mein uss din k liye muafi mangana chahta hoon aur aaghey sey jab b ghiro ghey to kahoon gha,

"Kursi chahey toot jaye par tum mat bachna"!
Smart man + smart woman = Romance

Smart man + dumb woman = Affair

Dumb man + smart woman = Marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = Pregnancy
Teacher asks girl,
"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"

Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!

Teacher then asks a boy.

Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)


Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun
to muje sirf awaaz sunaideti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.

Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
Main Ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha
Kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.
Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya
My Boy Friend Iz Taalibaan.
(‘.’)
//”/\ Oh Teri
_/”\_ Khair.


Wh8''s d difference b/w
unethical & ethical
advrtising?

Unethical advrtising
uses falsehood 2
deceive d Public,
Ethical advertising uses
truth 2 deceive d
public ;)
A Rose Is Always A Rose

Either It Is Planted In A Gold Pot Or In A Mud

Same Way You Will Always Be My Friend
Either You Are In Central Jail
Or In Mental Hospital


Q-
What''s The Most
Wicked Thing
A Group Of Young
Accountants Can Do ... ?

















Ans-
Go Into Town
And
Gang-Audit Someone ... ;->
Twin babies born in a SARDAR''s House.

SARDAR G could not sleep whole night Continuosly thinking?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Who is the father of second !
HUGLI HUGLI

DUGLI DUGLI

BUGLI BUGLI

SUGLI SUGLI

UGLY UGLY
Busssssssssss!!!


hans mat.....yehi rang kala kerne wala mantar tu ne perha lia he na......KAALLIIYYAA