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an excellent road sentence

An Excellent Road sentence Written on National Highway:

"Go slow, Unless You Have An Urgent Appointment With GOD ... !" ;)

i will never go through a red light

A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go
i am a school teacher I am getting
late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMEs AND I WILL LET U GO ;->

bhaiyya ghar aa gaye ha

saas Bahu se:Aaj se Tum Muje MAA Or saaur Ko PAPA Kehna
Bahu:samajh Gai
sham Ko uska Pati Ghar Aya 2 Boli:
Maa! Bhaiyya Ghar Aa gaye hai..

jumping on a bicycle

- K r R r A z Y -

T r u t h
H u r t s

May Be Not As Much As

Jumping On A Bicycle
With seat Missing ...
But It
H u r t s ... =P ;)

driver k saath bhaag gai

Pathan Ki B.V Us k
Driver k saath Bhaag Gai

Logo''n Ne Poocha
Khan saab Ab Kia Kro Ge ?

Pathan Bola
Kerna Kia Hy, Ab Gaadi
Khud Chalao''n Ga ... =P ;)

mard ka bacha hai to neechay aa

Agar MARD Ka Bacha Hai To Neechay Aa...

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Darr Gaya Kya? Aur Neechay Aa salay!

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Bhai Asslam-o-Alaikum!
Kese Ho Aap?
Aaj Kal sMs Nahi Aarahy Aapke. :-)

garam shakar kandi

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: selling G.s.K.

Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam shakar Kandi. :-)

garam shakar kandi

Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:

Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: selling G.s.K.

Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam shakar Kandi. :-)

please is number se aanay wali koi

Please Is Number se Aanay Wali Koi Call Recieve Na Karen.

For God sake!

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03216307893 (sender Number)

Balkay Thori Ghairat Dikha Kar Khud Call Kar Len. :-)

jab hota hai tera deedaar

Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.

Wah Wah

Jab Hota Hai Tera Deedaar,
Dil Dharakta Hai Baar Baar.

Aadat se Majboor Ho Tum,
Janay Kab Maang Lo Udhaar. :-)

sab kaho aameen : )

Aaj Ki Dua:

Aye Allah!

Koi Ghalti se Mere Number Per Balance send Kar Day.

sab Kaho Aameen. :-)

police ne rok k puch

Ek Aadmi Hath Main Ek Packet liye tezi se Bhag Raha Tha.

Police ne Rok K Puch: Kaha Bhage Ja Rahe Ho?

Aadmi: Main Apni Biwi K Liye Kaprey le kar Ghar Ja Raha hon.

Police: To is Tarha bhag Q Rahe ho?

Admi: Mujhe Darr Hai K Ghar Pohonchtey Pohonchtey Fashion na change ho jaye. :-)

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