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1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni

1 Dafa 1 Chor Ne Apni Mangetar Ko sonay Ka set Dia.

Mangetar Ne Khush Ho K Pocha Is set Ki Keemat Kia Hay?

Chour Ne Jawab Dia....

Teen sal Qaid-E-Bamushaqat.

Train Me 1 Larke Ne

Train Me 1 Larke Ne
Cigarete Jalai,
Pas Bethe Admi Ne
Usse Kaha: Cigarete k
Dhuwai''n se Meri Tabiyat
Khraab Hony Lgti Hy

Larka Bola: Tou Aap
smoking Q Kerty Hyn ... ;->

Policeman: Tum Ne

Policeman: Tum Ne
Beech Road Pe Bus Q
Rok Di ???

Pathan: Hum shehr Me
Naya Aya Hy Mgr
Qanoon Nhi Torta,
Wo samne Dkho Lkha Hy
"BUs sTOP"
Tou Hum Ne Rok Dia ;->

I Never 4get My Sincere Frndz

I Never 4get My
sincere Frndz

Whn I c some Faults
In Them

I Keep Patient & Just
Realize That

"Ab Har Koi Meri Terha
Perfect Tou Nahi Ho sakta Na" ;->

1st Man : Yar Ye

1st Man : Yar Ye
"AAHO" Kon Log Bolty Hyn???

2nd Man : Bhai Ye Hi Jo
Paindo Log Hoty Hyn
Wo Bolty Hyn !!!

1st Man: Acha Aap
Parhy Likhy Hyn ???

2nd Man : AAHO ... ;->

ThErE iS a DiFfErEnCe

ThErE is a DiFfErEnCe
Of OnE lEtTeR iN ThE
sPeLlInGs Of
NeW eLeCtEd AmErIcAn
PrEsIdEnT & WoRlD''s
Most WaNtEd TeRrOrIsT ...

>> OBAMA

>> OsAMA ...

Kabhi Karachi Bhi

Kabhi Karachi Bhi
"CITY OF LIGHTs"
Kehlata Tha ...

Magar

Be-intiha Load shedding k
Baad Is Ka Naam
"CITY OFF LIGHT"
Ho Gya Hy ... ;->

Daddy

Daddy
Can I''ve Another Glass
Of Water, Plz?
Ask Jhony

But Tht''s 10th One I''ve
Given U 2nite.
Daddy says

Jhony: Yes Bt d
Baby''s Bedroom Is stiil
On Fire. ;->

According To A New Study ....

According To A New
study ....

''''students That snore
Get Lower Grades ... ''''

Especially

''''If They Are snoring
In The Class During
Lectures ...'''' ;->

A Boy Wantd 2

A Boy Wantd 2 Know The Age Of His Girl Friend.
so He Askd
Boy: Dear What''s Ur Birth Date?
Girl:4th Novembr
Boy Which Year
Girl:O JAN EVERY YEAR :P ;->

Bank Main Meyan Biwi

Bank Main Meyan Biwi Ka Joint Account Tha
Aik Roz Bivi Check Le Kr Ponchi
Aur Boli Mai Dus Hazar Ruppe Niklwana
Chahti Ho Lekn Kayal Rahe Jo
Hisa Mere Meyan Ka Hai
Aus MAI se Dejye Ga . . . . . :->

Wo Dekho!

Wo Dekho!

Ammi.

Abbu.

Bhaiya.

Baji.

Jaldi Aao.

Amazing...!

Us

Gher

Mein

Light Hai ;->/

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