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Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?

Bcoz..

Baba Ramdev said

"Apni saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!"

scratch & Win ..

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Pathan ...

Ye Kia Jeet Lia ... ;->

Log Kehtay Thay K
Altaf Bhai Agar Kuttay Ko B
Election Larwain Tu Wo B Jeet Jay
Kuch Din Pahle Zardari K
Intekhab Par Ye Baat B sabit Ho Gai Hy . . . /

Latest Urdu Dictionary

Latest Urdu Dictionary

Ikhlaq:
Jis Ki supply Km Demand Zayada.
Admi:
Wo Janwar Jis Ki Khaal Kai Martba Utari Ja sakti Hai.
Beauty Parlour:
Jahan Creams se Gussal Dia Jata Hai.
Dopatta:
Aj Kal Locket K Tor Per Use Hota Hai..
Darzi:
Jo sar-E-Aam Logon Ki Jaiben Or Galay Katta Hai Or Koi Kuch Nahi Keh sakta.
Desk:
students K Bjanay K Kaam Aata Hai.
Khudkushi:
Aj K Dor Ki Halki Phulki Dhamki.

Ek Beggar Ne Darwazay

Ek Beggar Ne Darwazay Per Dastak Di,
Admi Ne Andr se Poch Kon?

Faqeer:Allah Ka Mehman.
Ye sun Kr Wo Admi Faqeer Ka Hath Pakr Kr Masjid Le Gya,
Or Bola Apko Galti Hui Hai.
ALLAH Ka Ghar Ye Hai. . . .

What Did God Say After Creating The First Man In West Indies?

What Did God say After Creating The First Man In West Indies?

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Aila..
Yeh To Jal Gaya!! ;)

Love:-

Love:-

Love Is D Most

Beautiful Thing

In D World 4 U

Until It Happens

To Your Daughter :P

Our Friendship START

Our Friendship
sTART

Kya Dekh Rahe Ho
END Karne Ko soch To
Encounter Ho Jayega

Having A Crush Is Like A Cigar..

Having A Crush Is Like A Cigar..

It starts Wid Fire..

Continues Wid smoke..& Dies In Ashes But Who Cares?

We R Chain smokers! ;-)

Ek Sheikh Doctor

Ek sheikh Doctor K Pass Gya Or Bo|A K Ghar Ja Kr Mareez Check Krnay Kitnay Pesay.
Doctor:300 Rs.
sheikh:Chlain Doctor shb.
Ghar Puhanchay To Docor Ne Pocha K Mareez Kahan Hai?
sheikh: Mareez Koi Nahi Hai,
Taxi Wala 500 Mang Raha Tha,

Aaj Wo AZEEM Din

Aaj
Wo
AZEEM
Din
Ha
Jab
Aaj
se
50
Karor
saal
Pehlay
Aik
Aisi
Medicine
Eejad
Hui
Thi
Jis
Ki
Waja
se
Aaj
Puri
Dunya
K
Pathan
Zinda
Hein

HAPPY
"NAsWAR"
DAY....

1Admi Dosto

1Admi Dosto Ki Mehfil sE Raat Late Ghr Gya
Dosto Ne Pucha K Bivi Ne Kuch Kaha To Nai
Admi Bola Naì Kuch Khas Naì Bs YE
2Dant To Mai Wesay ß Niklwane Wala Tha

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