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How Do You Know

How Do You Know
When A Woman
Is About To say
something smart ... ???

she starts Her sentence
With

"A Man Once Told Me..."
;->

To Ask For Their Money Back.

Question. Why Are All Mbas Going Back To school?

Answer. To Ask For Their Money Back.

Phool Main Phool,

Phool Main Phool,
Phool Jama Phool,
Phool Daar Phool,
Phool Hoon Phool.
Ab Isko Lafz ''Phool'' K Bagair Parho.?

Lub Pe Aati Hai

Lub Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban K Tamana Meri
Zindagi Bomb se Ho Mehfuz Khudaya Meri
Na Koi Bomb Dhamakay se Ura De Mjh Ko
Muft Me Jame shahadat Na Pila De Mjh Ko
Mere Allah Lrai se Bachana Mujh Ko
Or sikha De Koi Banduq Chalana Mjh Ko
Nam E Islam Ki Hurmat Ko Bacha Le Ya Rab
Waqt K sare Kamino Ko Utha Le Ya Rab.

1st Pthan 2 2nd

1st Pthan 2 2nd: Eid Ki Nmaz Prhny Q Ni Aya

2nd: My A Rha Tha K Rsty My He Log Nmaz Prhty Dekhy,
Whi Prh Li. Ajib Nmaz Thi,
1 Bnda so Rha Tha, Us K Pichy sb Prh Rhy Thy R Koi sjda B Ni Tha.
1st: Khocha Tu Jnaza Prh K A Gya Hy!
2nd: Kya Bat Krta Hy,
My sb Ko Mbark Bad Bhi Dy K A Gya... ;->

Polio Team;

Polio Team; Darwaze Par Bachey Hain?
Pathan; Beta Pistal Aur Cartoos Lay Ao.
Polio Team Bhagte Huwey Pichey say Awaz Aiee,
Tehro Ye Mere Bacho K Name Hain...!

The Best Gifts 2 B Given.

The Best Gifts 2 B Given.

2 A Frnd:
H0nesty,

2 An Enemy:
Forgiveness,

2 Parents:
Gratefulness,

2 God
Ur Life,

2 Me:
Nokia N95, sony Laptop,Bmw Etc Etc. ;->

Dewangi Se

Dewangi se Kum Na Thi Kuch Apni Justuju
Hum Bewafa Jahan Ma Wafa Dhondte Rahe
Mehromiyo K Dor Ma Kin Hasrato K sath
Hm cholon ki BIRYANI me BOTI Dhondte Rhe ;->

Shohar:

shohar: Ye Tum Mujh Ko Bhary Bazar Main "A.G"

Kyoun Kehti Ho?

Biwi: Ab Bhary Bazar Main
"Abhy Ghady"

Kahoun Gi To Kya Acha Lagay Ga... :P ;->

Bv: Shadi K Shuroo K Dino Me

Bv: shadi K shuroo K Dino Me

Jb Ma Khana Pkati Thi
To Ap Mujy Zyada Khilaty Or Khud Kam.

Lekin Ab Ap Aisa Q Nhi Krty?

shohar:Q K Ab Tmhy Khana Pakana Aa Gia Hy

Quaid-E-Azam Ko Ulta Kareinge To Kya Hoga....?

Quaid-E-Azam Ko Ulta Kareinge To Kya Hoga....?

socho Yaar....

simple Yaar
Unki Topi Gir Jaygi;-)

Teacher:

Teacher: Tm Class Me Ghada Kyn Le Aaye?

studnt: sir, Ap Ne Hi To Bola Tha

K Ap Ghade Ko B Insan Bana Dete Ho

so Mai Isi Lye Is K Le Aaya Hun. :-D

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