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Main Tmhare Ghar K
Bahar Kaafi Der se
Khara Hoo
shayad Bell Khraab Hy
Darwaza Kholo



























Aisa Bol Ker Kisi Ko
Tung Nahi Krna
Chahiye ... ;->
DIL Badal Na Dena sIM Ki Terha

MOHABBAT Low Na Krna BATTERY Ki Terha

PYAR Kam Na Krna BALANCE Ki Terha

Hamesha Meri ZARURAT Mehsus Krna CHARGER Ki Terha ... ;->
Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere
Dil Ko Thais



Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere
Dil Ko Thais










Tan ? = Perpendicular Upon Base ... ;->
Patient To Nurse

I Don''t Want To

Get Well Because I Love U!

Nurse : U Wont Get Well Either,

Bcoz Doctor Has seen U

Kissing Me

& He Loves Me Too
student Mathmatics Ke sir se

sir Is swal Ko solution Karke Kar Do

sir: Ye To Bachoo Ka swal Hai

student: Tabhi To Aap se Pucha Hai
The Part Is Not In Ur Hand.
The Future Is Not In Ur Hand.
But At Present


Dabba Mobile Is In Ur Hand.
Ik Admi 24 Ghante Pani Me

sanass Rokay Raha


Ajj 5 Baje Us Ki Namaz-E-Janaza

Cantt Qabaristan Me Ada Hogi
KHAN Ne 1Bacha Agwa Kia
Or Taavaan K Lye sticker Pe Ye Likh K Bache Pe Chipkaya:
10 Lakh Kal subah Pul K Neche Pohnchado?
Aur Bache Ko Ghar Wapis Bhejdia.
2sre Din Wo Pul K Neche Gya To Usy Pese Milgye
Or sath sticker Pe Likha Tha:
Khuda Qasam
Pese Ka Gam Nai,
Gam Is Bat Ka Hy K
KHAN Ne KHAN Ko Looota ;-
Assalam T Alaikum!

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Jootha Peenay se Mohabbat
Barhti Hai Pappu . . .


Yeh Keh Ker Woh Kameena

Meri sari Pepsi Pee Gaya :P ;->
Zarori Elaan

City Mein 7 Khudkush Hamla Awar
Dakhil Ho Chuke Hein!

Agar Ap Mulk-O-Qoum Ki
salamti Chahte Hain,
To






Unki Lambi Umer

K Liye Dua Farmain...
1 Admi Ne Anda Fry Kia To Wo Jal Gaya.

Murghi Ne Dekhlia..

Murghi Ne Admi K Moo Par
Zor se Thappar Marte Hue
Kaha:

Begherat Tujhe Dena Pare To Ehsaas Ho... ;->