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What Happens When
The Elephant sat On
The Mercedes Car ... ???
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Everyone Knows

"The Mercedes bends" ;->
Why Are Elephants
Large, Gray And
Wrinkly... ?












Because












If They Were
small Round & White
They Would Be
''''Aspirins" ;->
aj raat 2 bar 11 baje ge or 2 bar 12 kon kehta hai k guzra waqt dobara hath nhi ata arey pakistan mai sab possible hai yar geo zardari
(shortest Joke)

Fan: Happy Birthday
Meera: same To You :-D
Kanjoos Baap Bete se...

Beta Kiya Tm Kuch Parh Rahe Ho?

Beta: Nahi Papa

Kiya Tm Kuch Likh Rahe Ho?

Beta: Nahi Papa Main Kuch soch Raha Hun

Baap: Toh Phr Ye Aienak Utar Do

Tmhri Fazool Kharchi Mje Dobo De Gi . . ;->/-D
A student Attached A 100 Rupee Note
To His Test Paper N Wrote

"Rs 1 For 1 Mark"
The Paper Checker sent Him

Rs 81 Back N Wrote

"U Got 19 Marks Keep The Change"
situation,

Whn 1 Hr Wi|L Be Back...

1st Frnd:Beth Ja Yaar Abhi To 10 Bjay Hain
Ghar Ja Kr Kya Krna Hai?

2nd Frnd:Nahi Yaar Naye To 11 Bjay Hain
Ek Rat Husband Ny Wife se Pani Manga Or so Gya

Bivi sari Raat Khari Rahi subha Hoi

Husband:Tum sari Raat Yha Khari Rahi Bolo Kya Chaye

Wife:Gussy se Talaq;-)
1 Bivi Drivring sikh Rahe Thi Apne shoar se Boli
Dekhye shayad Ye samne Ka shesha Thek Nahe
Laga Howa . . .

Husband : Kyon Koi Gar Bar Hai?

Bivi : Is Mai Peche Ane Wali
Gariyan Dekh Pati Ho Apna Chehra
Mujhe Dikhai Hi Nahe Deita . . . ;->
Pathan Bought A New Mobile.

Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..

Pathan Bazar Gya
Aur

Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya. . .
1 Aurat Ne 1 Wakil se Pocha K
Talak Lene K Lye Kia
sharyat Lazmi Hoti Hai ?

Wakil Bola "Talak Lene K Lye
App Ko shadi shudo Hona Zorori Hai"
Wife Hints 2 Husband 4 A New Car

saying,

"Dear, Buy Me smthing Dat Goes 0 To 80 In 3 secs Wen Im On It."

Husband Gifted Her

A Weight Machine.