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A Man Traveling At 190 Km/H

A Man Traveling At 190 Km/H
On Th Highway Ws stopped By Highway Police.

Man:"sorry,Officer Was I Driving Too Fast?"
Officer:"No,sir.U Were Flying Too slow."

Aik Pathan ghar aaya

Aik Pathan ghar aaya to sochne laga ke aaj kya khaas kaam karna tha.

sochta raha

sochta raha

Raat 2 baje yaad aaya.
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AAJ TOU JALDI sONA THA ;->

Memons Background

Memons Background

Garments Market Ka Don Kaun?

Memon
Zubair Motiwala

Capital Market Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Aqeel Karim Dedhi

Chamber Of Commerce Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
siraj Kasim Teli

Karachi Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Farooq sattar

Underworld Ka Don Kaun?
Memon
Dawood Ibrahim

Jiye Mqm
Memon Qoumi Movement.;-)

Why Do All Cricket

Why Do All Cricket Players Wear same Color Clothes?

Coz Its A Match. Got It Man

Best Punishment

Best Punishment Dat U Can Give 2 Male..

Giv Him A Mobile With A

set Of Girls Phone No.''s & Put Him

In A Place Where There''s No Netwrk

A Police Recruit

A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam,
"What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own
Mother?"

He said, "Call For Backup.".

Joe-How Long Have U Been Working Here?

Joe-How Long Have U Been Working Here?

Jack-Ever since My Boss Threatened To Fire Me!

Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!

Kya Waqt Aagaya Hai!

Pehlay Log shadi K Bad Jo Kaam Kertay Thay
Ab Wo shadi say Pehlay Ker Rahay Hain!

Pata Hai?

Nahi?

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KHUD KUsHI

CAT Mock Anthem

CAT Mock Anthem
tara rum pum pum
tara rum pum pum
Kabhi aise number laya karo
Kabhi 0 kabhi 1
Kabhi us se bhi kum
kabhi fail ho jaya karo

U r My BEST SMART CUTE GENIUS SWEET

U r My BEsT
sMART
CUTE
GENIUs
sWEET
&
INTELIGENT
FRND

NOTE:
All Chahractrs In Dis
Msg r Imaginay
Resemblnce 2
Anyone''s Lyf Is Purely
Coincidental
;->

U r My BEST SMART CUTE GENIUS SWEET

U r My BEsT
sMART
CUTE
GENIUs
sWEET
&
INTELIGENT
FRND

NOTE:
All Chahractrs In Dis
Msg r Imaginay
Resemblnce 2
Anyone''s Lyf Is Purely
Coincidental
;->

Kid 1 : My Mom Is Having A New Baby ...

Kid 1 :
My Mom Is Having
A New Baby ...

Kid 2 :
Hmmm !
so What''s Wrong With
The Old One ... ? ;->

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