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A Machine invested 2 catch thives was tested.
In UK, it caught 50 theves in 30 min, sPAIN:it caught 110,
INDIA:in 15 min machine was stolen
Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana

Wah Wah











Aaya Aaya Kaalo''n Ka Zamana

Wah Wah

















Gaya Bush Aaya Obama ... ;->
What Is The similarity
B/w A Beautiful ,
Educated, Wise ,
Decent ,Loving And
Caring Wife
&
Osama Bin Ladin ... ???
























Both Cannot Be
Found ... ;->
5 Points That Prove
"U r A Normal student"

1- Unnecessary Talk
On Phone

2- Plan Each Day 2 study
But End Of The Day
"Kal se Pakka"

3- U''ve All The Data But
U Work 1 Day B4 The
Dead Line

4- Rite Now U r Thinking
Of 4wrding This Msg To ur
Frnds

5- On Each Point U smiled
Coz Its True ... ;->
Customer shouted:

"Waiter , Waiter !
There''s A Dead Fly In
My soup ..."

waiter Replied:

"Oh No !
Who''s Going To Look
After His Family ..." ;->
Where Do Ghosts Go For
Their Holidays ... ?
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They Go To
The Dead sea ... ;->
Boss Waz Not In Room.
sudden Phone Be|L Ring.
servant Pick Da Phone,
At Dat Time Boss Came Back In Da Room.
servant said:sir I Think someone Want To Talk Wid Uou.
Boss:What Think?
Y R U Not sure?
servant:BECOZ sir,
When I Pic Up Phone some One said 4m Other side
"Gadhay Meri Baat Gor se suno"
Teacher Female studant se

Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..

Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven Ik Waar Gujraaa..

sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa....!!!
5 signs U Need To Be A Taliban:
1. U Have More Wives Than Teeth
A2. U Own A $5000 Rocket Launcher But Can''t Afford shoes.
3. U Refine Heroin But Haue A Moral Objection To Beer.
4. U Think Vests Come In 2 sttyles : Bullet Proof And suicide.
And Most significantly !
5. U Wipe Your Arse With A stonee....
Ek Faqeer Bachi se

ALLAH K Naam Par De Beta

Bachi
Main Beta Nahi Beti Hun

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Beti

Bachi
Mera Naam Nusrat Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat

Bachi
Mera Pora Naam: Nusrat Parveen Hai

Faqeer: ALLAH K Naam Par De Nusrat Parveen

Bachi: Ye Hui Na Baat
Ab Maaf Karo Baba
T h e

D e f i n i t i o n

O f

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B e a u t i f u l

W o m a n

I s

O n e

W h o

L o v e s

M e ...
Life Is A Card Game


During d 1st Half
Of Whch
V Get Brthday, Valentine''s Day,
Bst Wshes, Frndship n
Wedding Cards

&

During 2nd Half
Get-well soon Cards ... ;->