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Q: What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
A: 3 runs in 3 balls.

Neend Ki Goli Kha Lo
Acha Rahy Ga

socho''n se Jaan Chura Lo
Acha Rahy Ga

Bachi Tou Tum se
Phansti Nhi Koi

sab Larkyo''n Ko Behan Bana Lo
Acha Rahy Ga ... ;->

Pathan:

Pathan:
Yaar Mere Pass Paise Nhi Hyn
Mjhe Ghar Lena Hy Kia Karo''n ?

Dost: Tou Bnk se Loan Le Lo!

Pathan:
Loan Tou Le Lo Mgr
Hum Ko srf Cotto Pehan''ne
Ki Aadat Hy ... ;->

op 8 Reasons

op 8 Reasons
Why someone Wants
To Be A Doctor ...

1- I Hate 2 sleep
2- I Lyk 2 stay In study 4ever
3- Nobody Can Read My Hand Writing
4- My Father Has Extra Money
5- I''ve Njoyed My Life Enuf
6- I Can''t Live Widout Tension
7- I Wana Pay 4 My sin In Dis Wrld
8- I Dun Wana Marry B4 35 yrs ... ;->

Science Teacher :

science Teacher :
" Agar Koi Lari Behosh
Ho Jaye Tou Usay Kiss
Kro , Foran Theek Ho
Jayegi ... "

student:
"Magar , sir Usay Behosh
Kese Kia Jaye ..." ;->

Kitney Masoom Hain Is Shehar K Log. . .

Kitney Masoom Hain Is shehar K Log. . .

Khud Paadd Mar K Poochtey

Hain Bo0 Kahan se A Rahi Hai..

Eik Bili Ke Samney Eik Ch0oha Rakha Hai

Eik Bili Ke samney Eik Ch0oha Rakha Hai
Par Wo Nahi Kha Rahi Pata Hai Kyun?

Kyun K Wo Naak Ka Ch0oha Hai...

SpeciAL TEA

; ; ; ; ; ;
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speciAL TEA

1 MerE LiyE

Or

Doosri

B

MErE LiyE...

Tujko ChAhyE Tu Apni BAnA k P ;->
Mufte :p

V Like Each Other Bcz

V Like Each Other Bcz
U Think Im Nice
I Think U R Nice
U Think Im Cool
I Think U R Cool
U Think Im sweet
I Think U R sweet
U Think Im smart
I Think U R Rite ;->

Ek Sawal Dimagh Se Jawab Dena

Ek sawal
Dimagh se Jawab Dena

Ek Pathan K 3 Bachy Hen

Dosry Ka Nam Pinto Hy Tu
Phele Ka Or Tesray Ka Kya Nam Hoga

shocho

Nai Pata

Pin-1
Pin-2
Pin-3 ;->

Aik Thi Cat

(>"<)
( '':'' )(")(")

Aik Thi Cat

Rehti Thi sad

Khati Thi Rat

Phir B sad

Akhir Q ??

Us Ki Marzi!

Ap Apne Kam se Kam Rakhen :-D

Teachr 2 Students:

Teachr 2 students:
Wht Wil U Do Wid A
1000Rs. Lying On d
Floor? Wil U Keep It?

student: Not @ All

Teachr: V.Gud Thn
Wht Wil U Do ?

studnt: I''ll spend It ... ;->

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