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Jageer Daar 1 sardar se: Agr Main subah Apni Car Me Niklun To shaam Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen B Nahi Dekh sakta..
sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi.
sardar proposing a girl.. Hi darling kya mujse shadi krogi.
Girl.. Tameez se bat kro ...
Aslam.o.Alaikum Baji kya mujse shadi krogi.
sardar ko DRIP Lagi
Thi
Jb DRIP Khtm Hony
Lagi Tou Us Ny Apne
Bhai sy Kaha
"Jao sister Ko Bula
Lao"
Wo 3 Din Baad
Punjab se Apni BEHEN
Ko Le Aaya ... ;->
Mariz:Mere oper wali darrh ko keera kha rha he

sardar Dr. ne neche wali daarh nikal di

Mariz: Janab oper wali ko kha rha tha

sardar Dr.: neche wali pe khara ho k khata tha
§ardar Made A Call To Airport & Asked:

"How Long Is The Journey From Punjab To America?"

Receptionist:
One second sir.

§ardar:
"OK ! Thank You"
1 srdar ji khali katori mein roti dubo k kha raha tha
Waiter ne dkha to pucha: Ap kia kr rhe hain?
srdrji: Me maths ka teacher hu, Mene daal suppose ki hui hai!
santa: Why Do Girls Look Beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?

Banta: All False.
Girls Look Beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination
sardar to doctor:
"mein susu subah 6 buje karta hon & poty 7 buje"
Docter:"tu es mein problem kya hai"?
sardar :"oo jee meri ankh 8 buje khulti hai"
Prince charles & sardarji were having dinner.
Prince said, "pass the wine you divine"
sardar thinks "how poetic"
sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard
sardar Pathan se:
Yaar meri saas ka birthday hy, koi sasti or achi antique cheez btao jo usey doon

Pathan:
O Khocha, esa karo Hamara sussar de do:-D
1 sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,

sHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,

"KAIsA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".....
What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gaandhi and Qaid-a-Aazam???

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sardar replied:






"All were born on Government Holidays".