s SMS Messages25826 messages

Judge: why r u arrested?

Judge: why r u arrested?

sardar: for shopping early?

Judge: well, thats not a crime, anyway how early u shopping?

sardar: before opening the
shop..... =P ;->

Doctor: Bachey ko paani

Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...

sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;->

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon

Sardar aur us ka dost

sardar aur us ka dost tange mai beth kar ja rahe the
ke achanak gory ne gobar kar dia.

Yeh dekh kar sardar apne dost se kene laga
dekho dunia kitni tezi se tarki kar rahi hai
yahan bi kima nikalne ki mashin laga di.

Srdar Apni Grlfrnd K Sath Date

srdar Apni Grlfrnd K sath Date
K Liye Oil Mein Naha K Jata Hai
Gf: Ap Oil Mein Kiun Nahay?
srdar: Meine suna Tha K
Har Chiz Meezan Mein Achi Lagti Hai;->

Sardar Apne Ghar Ka

sardar Apne Ghar Ka
Darwaza Kandhe Pe Utha
Kr Ja Raha Tha ..

Kisi Ne Poocha
sardar g Kithy Ja Rhy Ho ???

sardar g Ne Kaha:
Tala Khulwane ... ;->

A Sardar & A Wife Were Walking

A sardar & A Wife Were Walking Outside
When The Wife said,
"Oh Look At The Dead Bird!!!"

The sardar Looked

At sky & said,

"Where, Where"???

Teacher 2 Santa

Teacher 2 santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?
santa : "Google singh"
Teacher: Y 2 strange?
santa : saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.

Dirtiest Message Of All Tym .

Dirtiest Message Of All Tym .....

sardar g In a Plane
Feels Vomiting & ask 4 a
Vomit Bag, Air Hostess
Gives Him The Bag After
Few Minutes When she
Comes Back Evry1 Was
Vomiting Except sardar g
she Was surprisd & Askd
"sardar g In sab ko Kia Hua?"
sardar g: "Me Ulti Kiti Ena Lokan
Nu Buri Lagi Te Me Wapis Pee Gya ... "

Train Chali, Sardar Ji

Train Chali, sardar Ji 1 Dibbe Mai Char Gaye..

TT Bola: Kyun Paa Ji, Nazar Nhe Aate, Ye Ladies Ka
Dibba Hai.

sardar Ji: sorry Ji, Mere Ko Laga Aap Mard Ho ;->

Sardar To His Friend -

sardar To His Friend -
I Keep seeing spots In
Front Of My Eyes

Friend -
Have You seen
Doctor ?

sardar -
No , Just spots ... ;->

Aik din aik sardar k

Aik din aik sardar ki apne baap se larrai ho gae.
Osne baap ki photo qabrastan main aik tree per laga di aur os k neeche likh dia

"coming soon"

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