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''INTEHA HO GYI INZAR KI

''INTEHA HO GYI INZAR KI
AAYI NA sMs KI RING MERE YAAR KI
YE HME HAI YAKIN
KANJUs WO TO NAHI
FIR WAZA KAYA HUA
INTEZAR KI?''

''Ai Khuda aaj barsaat

''Ai Khuda aaj barsaat ho jaye,kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaye,jo sMs nehi
karte ho,uska mobile us me dub jaaye.
Na rahega phone,na bajegi tone!!''

''Sms karne me kitna maza ata hai

''sms karne me kitna maza ata hai,

Lekin dil ghabrata hai

Kyon k balance jata hai

Lekin asal maza to tab ata hai,

Jab kanjoos logon se

sms ka jawab ata hai...!''

''Tum Muje SMS Bhejo

''Tum Muje sMs Bhejo Ya Na Bhejo Tumhare Na Bhejne Ka Koi Gam Nhi Khushi Is Baat Ki Hai Ki Tumhari Ye Ada Kisi MARVADI se Kam Nhi.........!!!

''kash tum BAKRI hote,

''kash tum BAKRI hote,
hum tume GHAs khilate or pyar se tumare sING
hilate or puchte msg bhejne me
kanjus kon tu ya main?
to tum pyar
se bolte MAI..MAI..MAI''

''Sitam sahne ki b had hoti hai

''sitam sahne ki b had hoti hai,
kisiko satane ki b had hoti hai,
sms bhjne ki koshish karo janab,
mufat ke sms padne ki b had hoti hai!!

''SMS kerne pe jo marte hain

''sMs kerne pe jo marte hain,
Call kerne se jo darte hain,

BADLUCK to dekho..!!
aisy KANJOOs dost mere hi palle parte hain,''

''Pani me tairna machli ka style

''Pani me tairna machli ka style
Hawa me udna "POPAT" ka style
Different sms bhejna,phone karna humara style
Fukat ka sms padna,phone sun-na Aapka style..''

''This SMS has been

''This sMs has been flagged inappropriate and may contain text or image unsuitable for public view.
Are you sure you want to see it?''

''Agar Koyi Achha Sa Msg

''Agar Koyi Achha sa Msg. Hai To Use Jaldi se
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Paper Par Likh Kar Almari Me Band Kar Do
Kahin Galti se sEND Na Ho Jaaye..!!!''

''Neem k 4 patte lo

''Neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur
2 ki chatni banao
Phr
chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo
Inshahallah

Kanjoosi
K sare germs mar jayenge.''

''Thanks for not sending any SmS..

''Thanks for not sending any sms.. U hav bcum the Top contender for the "KANJUs RATNA" Award-2008! Na.. Na,, sms mat karna''

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