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Sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha:

sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha:

O sardar Ji soup Me Makkhi Hai,

sardar Ji: Oye! Dil Bara Ker Yaar,

Makkhi Tera Kitna soup Pi Jaye Gi... :-) :-)

1st Sardar:

1st sardar:
Yaar Koi Aisa Karobaar Bata Jis Men Zyada Munaafa Ho?
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2nd sardar:
Aisa Kar sardiyon Men sasti Baraf Le Kar Garmiyon Men Baich Dey.. :-)

A man jumpd in

A man jumpd in water&didnt cum out
Anothr man jumpd in the watr & didnt cum out
A sardar watching frm a distance concluded dat
"human beings r soluble in water"

Sardar & Pathan:

sardar & Pathan:

Olympic ke Race Dekh Rahy Thy

Pathan: Yah Kya Ho Raha Hai

sardar: 1st Aany Waly Ko Price Mily Ga

Pathan: Kocha Magar Yah sab Log Ku Bhag Raha Hai...!

Interviewer:What is your birth date? Sardar:13th October.

Interviewer:What is your birth date?
sardar:13th October.
Interviewer: Which year?
sardar furiously: stupid...Every Year !!
;-)

Sardar:Bachpan

sardar:Bachpan vich maa di gal suni hondi ty aj aey din na vekna painda...

Judge: Kya kehti thi maa?

sardar: Jadoun gal hi nahi suni tay fir ki dasaan.

Sardar wife

sardar wife: o sardar ji car ki sped kyun barha di?

sardar:gari k break fail ho gaYe hain is sey pehle acident hojaye jaldi ghar paunch jate hain.

Doctor: Jab Ap

Doctor: Jab Ap Ko Pata Tha K Chipkali Ap K Mu Me Ghus Rhi Hy To Ap Chup Q Thy?
sardar: Pehle Cockroch Gya Tha To Muje Laga K Chipkali Usy Pakar Legi.. ;-)

Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho

sardar: Agr 1 Hathi sui k surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho

to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?

Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…

DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,

DUA hai k teri duniya me koi ghum na ho,
DUA hai k teri muskan kabhi kam na ho,
Agar kabhi TERI palko me aansu aye,
DUA hai k us ki vajha HUM na hoon...

Sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,

sachi Dosti bezaban hoti hai,

Ye to ankhon se bayan hoti hai,

Dosti may mushkil milay to kia hua,

Mushkil may hi to apno or parayon ki pehchaan hoti hai.

Ajab shaks ho tm

Ajab shaks ho tm
Ajeeb mizaj Rakhte ho,

sawal krne se pehLe kam rakhte ho.

Wese to kehte Ho

"I Hate Girls"
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Or Bashir khussry se talukat Rakhte Ho!

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