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raät k bad din ata hai,




hansi k bad ghum ata hai,




par Ek ap ka sMs hai jo world Cup ki tarah 4 saal bhad aata hai.
''Aap k haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa sTYle hai''
''Kuch tey perday daari rakh, pawain pyar bazaari rukh, phone tey tu kerna nahi, merjaniya miss calan tey mari rukh.''
''Banday kol mobile v howy,

Balance v howy

sada number v howy

tay banda faregh v howy

wat v banda sanoo msg na kare,

Arman ta lagday afsos ta lagday…?
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Oye Hello..!

Ye Harktein Choro,

Chalo shabash. . .

Neeche utro aur mujhy sMs Karo.!!
''Kabhi Kabhi Yunhi sochta Hon,

Usne Meri Muhabbat Ko Kyon Thukraya.

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Jab K Har Dafa

Maine He Diya Tha Rakshay Ka Kiraya. :-)
''sMs karne k fayde
1-Mobil ko zang nahi lagta.
2-Timpas hojata hai.
3-Ap jise karenge wo khush rahega.
4-Contact bana rahega.
5-Apko koi KANJUs NAHI kahega
''Ek Chor Police sy Chupty Huey Ek Toti Hui Qabr Me Chup Gya
Or Police sy Bach Gya

Wahi Qareb sy sardar sahib Guzry To Unho Ny soch K shayad Log Mayyat Per Matti Dalna Bhol Gaye

sardar sahib Ny Fata Fat Matti Dalna shuro Kia To Chor Bola
Bachao Bachao

sardar
Ooh Jaldi Jaldi Matti Dalo Is Par To Khuda Ka Aazab shuro Ho Gya...''
''“Nanhy Chor ki kahani”
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Ek dafa ka zikr he Kisi gaon me ek chor khandan rehta tha un k yahan ek chor paida hoa,pehly wo choti choti choriyan karta tha ,phr daky dalny shuru kiye phr…
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Aur aj who ek mulk ka saddar he.
The End''
''A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All of a sudden, the watchman came out of blue chasing the boys with a rod. Everybody ran helter skelter except our hero as he could not run carrying his own weight. Result: He was caught.

The watchman asked the boy to take him to his father. The boy was trembling and said "No". The watchman asked him to take him to his house but the boy again refused. Then finally, the watchman asked him to show his father at least from a distance. The boy agreed and showed his father who was plucking mangoes on the next tree.''
''A gang of thieves broke into a lawyer''s club by mistake. The old legal begals gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang was very happy to escape.

Outside...

''It ain''t so bad, Louie'' one crook noted. ''We got $25 between us.''

The boss screamed, ''I warned you to stay clear of lawyers! We had $100 when we broke in dat joint!''''