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santa=
Tu To Ofice Me Bada sher
Bana Ghumta H,
Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?

Banta=
Hota To sher Hi Hu,
Bas "Durga" sawar Ho Jati He !!
Banta-Kya Hua,Ye Mitti Kyun Khod Raha Hai?

santa-Dadaji Ne Bola Mene Unka Nam Mitti Me Mila Diya,

Wohi Dhund Raha Hu
santa Lost His Cheque Book

Bank Manager:
Be Careful,
Anyone Can Put Ur sign ...

santa:
Oye, I''m Not A Fool,
I Have Already signed
All Cheques ... ;->
sardar''s Interview 4
New Job

Interviewer: Wht Did
U Do B4 ?
sardar: I Was In Army
Iterviewer: How Long
Were U In Army ?
sardar: Five Foot
Eleven Inch ...
saNtA : MaI YaQeN se ToU NaHe KeH

saKtA K Umair Ki UmAr KiTnI HaI

LeKn Wo JaWaN Ho GaYa HaI

BaNtA : WoH KaIsE

saNtA : TuM Ne DeKhA NaHe Wo ApNi NaAk KuD saAf KaR RaHa
saNtA BaNtA se: JuB MaI ApP Ki TasvEr DeKhTa HoN ToU BhOaT HaIrAn HoTa Hoo

BaNtA:KhUsH Ho Kr K MaI Ye Kis TaRaH TaYaR KaRtA HoO"

saNtA:NaHe BaLkE ApP ApNa KiMtI WaQt KyOn ZaYa KaRtE
HaI . . . :-P;->
sardar Ki G.F Ne Ksi Or
se shadi Kr Li
Wo Roz Us K Ghar k
samne "Poty" Kr k Ajata
Dost: Ye Kia Hrkat Hy?
srdar: Usy Btana Chhta
Hon k, Us k Pyar K Bina
Bhuka Nhi Mar Rha ...
santa Ek Baraf Ka Tukda Utha Kar Use Gaur se Dekh Raha Tha.

Banta- Kya Dekh Rahe He??

santa- Dekh Raha Hu Ye Leak Kaha se Ho Raha He!!
sardar Found A Monkey And Took It To Police station.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao

Next Day He sees The sardar With The Monkey At A Bus stop
Inspector: Me Ne Kaha Tha Isay Zoo Lejao Phir Tum Isay sath Leay Q Ghoom Rhy Ho??

sardar: Kal May Isay Le K Zoo Gya Tha
Bara Maza Aya
Aj Film Dikhany Leja Rha Hon...
Man sees sardar-G
standing in d midle of
a huge feild of grass
& notices, He is jst
standing dere,doing
nothing, luking @
nothing
Man asks: sardar-G
wh8 r U doing ?
sardar-G: Em trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their
feild.. ;->
Ek sardar 2 A Man :
Yaar Musibat K Waqt
Gadhey Ko Bhi Baap
Banana Parta Hy ...

Man :
Wah Yaar Bari
Himmat Hy
Jo Teri Amma Maan
Bhi Jati Hy ... ;->
Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
"WIFE" & "MOTHER"

sANTA:
Before Marriage We sleep With "MOTHER"
&
After Marriage
We sleep With
Our
"WIFE