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''Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho, wo doodh na piya karo,

''Jis doodh mein makhkhi ho, wo doodh na piya karo,

kanjus ek phone nahi kar sakte, kam se kam ek sMs to kiya karo...''

''Yeh Jo Hath Me

''Yeh Jo
Hath Me
4 inch ka dabba Pakda Hai Na

Yeh sirf Msg
Receive Karne K
Liye Nahi Hai

Iss se Msg
send Bhi Hote Hai,

Try krke dekho
Its possible''

''Zid apni na chhodi

''Zid apni na chhodi
Aur pyar bhara dil tod diya
Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim
Tumne sms karna chhod diya''

''Na jane log kion dartay hain,

''Na jane log kion dartay hain,
kuch log to sMs bhi nahi kertay hain,

Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mein,
Jo MIsCALL mar k bhi,balance check karte hain.''

''Mere Kitne SMS mile?

''Mere Kitne sMs mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut sMs khaye - Ab Goli Kha -
DHIsHKYOUN!''

''Udhar aap majboor baithe hain...

''Udhar aap majboor baithe hain...

..Idhar hum majboor baithe hai..

.Baat ho to kaise ho.

Jab idhr udhr do kanjUs baiThe hai..''

''CONGRATS"

''CONGRATs" U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not smsing me.
MBA means ''Member of Bhikari Association''
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A''s.''

''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..

''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..
Neend me khwab accha lagta he..
Aap bhale he hame sms nahi bhejo,
Hume to aapki kanjusi ka ye aandaz accha lagta he!''

''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..

''Phulo me gulab acha lagta he..
Neend me khwab accha lagta he..
Aap bhale he hame sms nahi bhejo,
Hume to aapki kanjusi ka ye aandaz accha lagta he!''

''Height Of Kanjusi . . .

''Height Of Kanjusi . . .

searching For second Hand Tata Nano Car. . .

That too with gas kit...!!!''

''Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJ

''Jaise TsUNAMI ko sAMAJH NA musquil hai,CYCLONE ko DEKH NA musquil hai,BHOOKAMP mein REHNA musquil hai,............ LAGTA hai waise hi AAP KA EK sMs paana musquil haii............''

''Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana,

''Aey mere sMs mere dost ke pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se ''Muskarana'',
Phir kehna "KANJUs" sMs karo''

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