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A mother and son

A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room.
Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence.

The daughter turned to look at her father.
Daughter: It''s mummy!
father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn''t say anything ;->

Father: Why did you

father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can''t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? ;->

hey wat do u call

hey wat do u call d Gal who Pushes her father ..???
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PUSH-PA

Five year old girl

Five year old girl was asked by her teacher what does her father do???
The little girl replied, Whatever my Mom tells him to do...

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Father To Guy

father To Guy : Wud U Still Love My Daughter Even If She Was Poor ?

Guy : Off Course !

father To Girl : He Is Not Good, We Do Not Want FOOLS In Our Family ;->

Pyar K Season

Pyar K Season Me Apne LOVE GURU Se Janiye Kitna Gehra Hai Ap Dono Me Pyar!!

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He WilL Tel U Everything.

Teacher:

Teacher: "George Washington Not Only Chopped Down His father''s Cherry Tree
But Also Admitted Doing It .
Now Do u Know Why His father Didn''t Punish Him ? ? ?

Student: Because George Still Had The AXE In His Hand ! ! ! When He Confessed

FunnY BuT tRuE...!

FunnY BuT tRuE...!

Pakistan is like a fatherless family where Millitary is a young strong
But disobedient son,
Judiciary is like a constrained mother who sides the son to run her house.

Nation is like an aging daughter who is never consulted and remains unmarried

But fucked often.

A Finance Faculty

A Finance Faculty Asked His Student..
"Which Is The Most Important Law Of Finance For Starting A New Business ?? "

Student Replied..
"father-In-Law !!"

Sunnys Teacher Sent

Sunnys Teacher Sent A Note Home To His Mother Saying,

Sunny Seems To Be A Very Bright Boy But Spends Too Much Of His Time Thinking About Girls.

The Mother Wrote Back The Next Day,

If You Find A Solution,

Please Advise.

I Have The Same Problem With His father

Kajra Re"

Kajra Re"

If Amitabh Bchan Make Grand father
Then Wht He Wud Say 2 His Nephew?

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"Rishtay Me To Hm Tumharay Baap Ha¡N,Naam Hai Hamara Shanshah"

Father Askd 2

father Askd 2 H¡S SOn:Tum Baar Baar Matric Me Fail Hotay Ho Tum
Ne Aj Tak Kuch Na Kuch To Seekha Ho Ga?
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Søn:Yes Papa . .!

father:Wht?

Son:Kitab Kholna. .

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