father SMS Messages182 messages

If u have 1 father, call me.

If u have 1 father, call me.
If u have 2 fathers, sms me.
If u have 3 fathers, miss call me.
If i m your father, just ignore this message.

He said…

He said… Do u love me just coz
my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter
who left you the money!

The 1st Advice Of

The 1st Advice Of
father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is
“Remember 1 Thing Son
If U’re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap”

Father asked beti:

father asked beti:
“Tum bari ho ker kia karo gi?”

Beti:”
Maa banun gi,
study karon gi,
shari karon gi,
bus or kia?”

Mom:”Beti jo marzi kerna per zara tarteeb seedhi rakhna”;-)

Teacher: Johny, if your father earned

Teacher: Johny,
if your father earned $100,000
and gave half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

Little johny: A heart a attack!

Sweetest xcuse

Sweetest xcuse

A kid gets 0 marks in a paper.father angrily says wat is this?
Kid replies: teacher k pas Star khatam ho gay to Planet dene shuro kardiye..

Father:Tumne c

father:Tumne college mai sub se mushkil kam konsa sikha.
Beta:2 kam sikhe,
Aik danto se bear ki botel kholna,
Dosra teiz andhi mai 1 teeli se cigarat jlana! ;-)

Son:abu bacha ziada intelligent hota hi ya baap?

Son:abu bacha ziada intelligent hota hi ya baap?

father:baap

son:abu telephone kis ne bnaya?

father:Garaham bell ne.

Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?

Father:baap

father:baap

son:abu telephone kis ne bnaya?

father:Garaham bell ne.

Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?

A Memon Family rcvd a dead body of their Father 4m USA

A Memon Family rcvd a dead body of their father 4m USA
letter on top writn, I m sendng ABBA''s body it ws his wish 2 b buried here.Under ABBA''s body r 12 cans of Cheese,10pk of Chocolates & 8pk of Badam.ABBA is wearing pair of Rebok Shoes 4 manjorBhai.dere r 2 pair of Shoes 4 Jubaida & Jarina.Abba is wearing 6 T-Shirts Large 1 is 4 Satar Bhai othrs r 4 Boys.2 Jeans Abba is wearng r 4 Boys.if u want anythin else then cal me coz AMMA is not feelin well..

DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.

DAWN 14 AUG 2018 ADv.

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A Student Wrote A Letter To His Father From Hostel: Dear Dad! No Money, No Fun!

A Student Wrote A Letter To His father From Hostel:
Dear Dad! No Money, No Fun!
Ur Son!

His father Replied:
Dear Son,
So Sad, Very Bad!
Ur Dad.

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