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Two fathers and two

Two fathers and two sons went duck hunting. Each shot a duck but they shot only three ducks in all. How come. . . ?.
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The Answer Is "Grand father, father, son "

In my Father"s house

"In my father"s house are many mansions."
-The Bible, John 14:2

Marry''s father has

Marry''s father has four daughters
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2]AZBCX
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WAT IS THE NAME OF THE FOURTH ONE?

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Ans: Marry

My Grand Father Lived SA

My Grand father Lived For 96 Years

He Never Used Glasses

Sardar : Ya

I Know

Few People Drink

Directly From Bottle

Sardar: Aap K Father

Sardar: Aap K father Ki Death Kaise Hui?

Friend: Burhape Ki Waja Se

Sardar: Hamare Mohallay Mein Isi Beemari Ki Waja Se Kyi Bache Halaak Ho Chukay Hain

Santa: My Father Dug

Santa: My father Dug The Suez Canal

Banta: That''s Nothing, Have You Heard Of Dead Sea?

Santa: Yes, I Have.

Banta: My Dad Killed It.

Teacher 2 Santa

Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur father Name?
Santa : "Google Singh"
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.

Santa- Y DO V

Santa- Y DO V
call our language
D Mother tongue?

Banta: Bcoz D
father seldom
gets 2 speak

|. . . Thought of the day . . . |

|. . . Thought of the day . . . |

By The Time A Man Realizes That His father Was Usually Right . . .
When He Has A Son . . .
Who Thinks He''s Usually Wrong . . . ;->

Every Lady Hopes That

Every Lady Hopes That Her Daughter

Will Marry A Better Man Than She Did

And Is Convinced That Her Son Will

Never Find A Wife

As Good As His father Did !!!

Man : How old is your father?

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

Girl’s father: “main nahin

Girl’s father: “main nahin
chahta k meri beti apni pori
zindagi ek ghaday k sath guzaray”

Boyfriend:”Bus, isi liye main
usay yahan se le janey aaya hon.”

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