father SMS Messages182 messages

Badi Afsos Ki Baat Hy

Jitna Afsos Hua Hy Na Mjhe , Main Bata Nahi Skta






Parso''n father''S DAY Tha
Aur
Tum Ne Mjhe Wish Bhi Nahi Kia ...
A Boy Was Following A Girl,

Girl:Don''t FolLOW Me,Becoz

My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,

Boy:Don''t U Worry,

My father Iz FolLOWING Her"
Teacher: Did You father Help

You With Your Homework?


Student: No,


He Did It All By Himself
Son:I Wana Tel U Something

father:Its Not Gud 2 Talk When Eating

(Aftr Eatng)

father : Now Tell Me.

Son : There Was A Cockroach In Ur Food
Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
Teachr: Wat Is Ur father?

Stdnt : I.C.S. In Summer
&
P.C.S. In Winter.

Tchr: Wats Dat?

S:Ice Cream Seller In Summr
&
Pakoda Chat Seller In Winter
How Can A father

Make His Daughter

Walk On The Street

Looking Down The Earth??











Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms
1 EmPLoYeE 2 oThR: Ap k father kYa kRtAY ThAy?
2nd: G Wo Jootay Bnatay ThAy.
1st:UnhoOn nE TumhAin Mochi Kyun Na BnAya?

DöOsRa bUhAT shIrmIndA Hua

After A wHiLE2nd asKd 4m

1st:aP K fAThr KYA krtAY ThAY?

1st:Wo Ek ShareEf iNsaAN ThAY.

2nd:uNhoOn nE ApKO ShArif kYun nA BnAya?
op 8 Reasons
Why Someone Wants
To Be A Doctor ...

1- I Hate 2 Sleep
2- I Lyk 2 Stay In Study 4ever
3- Nobody Can Read My Hand Writing
4- My father Has Extra Money
5- I''ve Njoyed My Life Enuf
6- I Can''t Live Widout Tension
7- I Wana Pay 4 My Sin In Dis Wrld
8- I Dun Wana Marry B4 35 yrs ... ;->
The 1st Advice Of
father To His Son
When Son Got His
Driving License Made,
Is

"Remember 1 Thing Son
If U''re Going To Hit
Anything, Make Sure
Its Cheap" ;->
The Prospective Son In
Law Was Askd By His
Girlfriend''s father:
"Son, Can U Support a
Family?"

He Replied
"Well No Sir, I Was Just
Planning To Support Ur
Daughter,
The Rest Of U Have To
Fend Urselves" ;->
2009 Is Coming

Wish U A Very
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Valentine''s Day
Basant
23rd March
14 August
Eid Ul Fitr
Eid ul Azha
Frndship Day
Mother, father
Dadi, Dada
Nana, Nani
Children''s Day
Happy B''day
365 Gud Mornings
Aftr Noons, Evenings''
& Nights

Roz Roz Ka Drama Nhi
Hota Mujh Se
Ab Pura Saal Mat Kehna
Msg Nhi Kia ... ;->