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Teacher 2 Santa

Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur father Name?
Santa : "Google Singh"
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.

''A bulky boy went to

''A bulky boy went to a mango grove with his friends to steal mangoes, because they were convinced that stolen mangoes taste better. All of a sudden, the watchman came out of blue chasing the boys with a rod. Everybody ran helter skelter except our hero as he could not run carrying his own weight. Result: He was caught.

The watchman asked the boy to take him to his father. The boy was trembling and said "No". The watchman asked him to take him to his house but the boy again refused. Then finally, the watchman asked him to show his father at least from a distance. The boy agreed and showed his father who was plucking mangoes on the next tree.''

''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

''father: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
father: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level''

''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

''father: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
father: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
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''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

''father: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
father: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They Are "Below C Level"''

''Father Watching Fashion T

''father Watching Fashion TV suddenly son came.

father: Gharib Larkiyaan Hain Kaprey leny k liye B paisa nahi hy!

Son: Is se b Gharib Aaye to Mujhe B Bula lena. :-)''

''After the Announcement

''After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.
father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.
father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.
Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.
father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga.''

Two friends billooo

Two friends billooo & tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam ( 7th standard ) . They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately , in the question-paper it was written as......

Q: write an essay on "MY father"in just 30-45 words .

So billooo was utterly confused & nervous... what to do !!!

Tillooo gave an idea . . . . just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father.....

So this was how billooo & tillooo wrote the essay "MY father"......

fathers & fathers are everywhere , but good fathers are very rare . I have so many fathers , but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much....

teenage girl was

teenage girl was on fone for 30 min b4 she hung up.

father: that wus short, u should atleast talk 4 2 hrs, wut happened??
Girl replied: it wus wrong number.

FATHER:

father: How are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
father: Under water? What do you mean?
SON: They''re below C level

A mother bought

A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends "Should I take the price tag off?", the boy asked. "Leave it on," his mother replied. "We''ll scare your father too

In World 6 Things r GOD Gifted.

In World 6 Things r GOD Gifted.

Mother''s Love

father''s Advice

Brother''s care

Sister''s Fight

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" APNI YAARI YAAR "

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