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fsc aur msc

Aik sardar k ghar k bahir name plate lagi the
jis pe likha tha -wife.MSC aur husband Fsc.

aik aadmi ne sardar se pocha sardar gi
aap ki bivi ne kis subject mein Msc ki hai?

aur aap k Fsc mein konsy subjects thy?

sardar bola subjectan da ty meno pata nehin.
name plate da matlb aa
Msc.mother of seven children aur
Fsc .father of seven children... =P ;->

father watching fashiontv

father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.

father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!

Son: is se b garib aye to mujhe bula b lena =P ;->

the eternal truth?

Man and Woman -The ''eternal'' truth?

The (eternal) Man: Do you love me just because my father left me a fortune?

The (eternal) Woman: No silly boy! I''d love you no matter who left you the money.

Moral: The eternal truth between man and woman.

main allama ki aulad hon

After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo mera Dost hai na jiske Papa Engineer hain na, woh bhi fai ho gaya hai.

father: Abay Tu bata, Tera result Kiya aaya hai.
Son: Mai kiya Allama ki Aulaad hon jo pass ho jaonga. :-)

runaway ur father is coming

Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..

Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..

Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
:-D

a father is someone

A father Is Someone That
Holds Your Hand At The Fair
Makes Sure You Do What Your Mother Says
Holds Back Your Hair When Yor Are Sick
Brushes That Hair When It Is Tangled Because Mother Is Too Busy
Lets You Eat Ice Cream For Breakfeast
But Only When Mother Is Away
He Walks You Down The Aisle
And Tells You Everythings Gonna Be Ok

my father didntbr

My father Didn''t

Tell Me How To Live;

He Lived, And Let

Me Watch Him Do It.

Happy fathers Day!

thanks for being the

Thanks For Being There

Through The Tears,

Laughter And Dirty

Diapers.

Happy father"S Day!

you may be outbrb

You May Be Out

Of Sight

But You"Re

Always In

My Mind.

Happy fathers"Day

some things arebr

Some Things Are

Just Better The

Way They Are

Like You!

Happy fathers"Day!

id go throughbrb

I"D Go Through

Stretch Marks Again

For You.

Happy fathers" Day,

what you havebrbr

What You Have

Inherited From

Your father,

You Must Earn Over

Again For Yourselves,

Or It Will Not Be Yours.

Happy fathers" Day,

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