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What Is The Similarity

What Is The Similarity
B/w A beautiful ,
Educated, Wise ,
Decent ,Loving And
Caring Wife
&
Osama Bin Ladin ... ???

Both Cannot Be
Found ... ;->

Pathan''s Wife Bought A

Pathan''s Wife Bought A
beautifl Sweater For Her
Husband...
She Sent It To Him By Parcel
Along Wid A Note ... Tht Said
"d Buttons Of d Sweatr r Removd
Since They Were Too Heavy & added
To d Postage. U''ll Find ''Em
In d Rite Hand Pocket Of The
Sweater" ... ;->

Pathan''s Wife Bought A

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.

Some beautiful Lines Just 4 U.

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Nice na...?? =P ;->

Some Beautiful Lines Just 4 U.

Some beautiful Lines Just 4 U.

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Nice na...?? =P ;->

An ECONOMIST

An ECONOMIST
Is A Surgeon With
An Excellent Scalpel
And Rough-edged
Lancet,
Who Operates
beautifully On The
Dead And Tortures
Living ... ;->

Hi The Cute

Hi

The Cute

Sweet

Most Graceful

The Smartest

&

beautiful

Person

Khush ??

Chalo Ab Apna Kaam
Kro, Duusro''n Ko Bhi
Bewaqoof Banana Hy .. ;->

Hi The Cute

Hi

The Cute

Sweet

Most Graceful

The Smartest

&

beautiful

Person

Khush ??

Chalo Ab Apna Kaam
Kro, Duusro''n Ko Bhi
Bewaqoof Banana Hy .. ;->

Pta Ha Is MuLk Ka

Pta Ha
Is MuLk Ka
ProbLem
Kya Ha?

Hr MAA k0
ApNi BeTi K Lye
Chahiye:
1 beautiFul,
Educated,
GuD''Loking larKa

uFf

Ab Ma aKyLa
KiS KiS Se
ShaDi KaRu? =P ;->

Nurse : Mubarak Ho

Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy

BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein

NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.

A beautiful dress is of no use

A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off

By

Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI

Hey Dude A Piece Of Advice For You

Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A beautiful

Monkey ... ;->

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