beauti SMS Messages362 messages

Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.

Husband: Then what happened?

Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on..

Husband (gets irritated): WHAT happened then?

Wife smiled and said: I moved away from the mirror!
Love Easy to say

Difficult to stay..

beautiful to feel

Difficult to deal…

Difficulty is a part of Life…

But That’s the reason…

Why Girlfriend is never a wife ;->
Types of Girls ( Computer Humor )
CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster
EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
HARD DISK GIRLS
She remembers everything, FOREVER
INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
RAM GIRLS
She forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS
Everyone know that she can"t do a thing right, but no one can
live with out her
VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wife"" when you are not expecting her, she comes,
install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to
uninstall her you will lose something, if don"t try you uninstall
her you will lose everything
SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her
HEIGHT OF BAD LUCK
I just wanted to kiss a charming, attractive & most beautiful person on da earth but




















My lips cant touch my cheeks
AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP
beautiFU HAIN,

SMART HAIN,

CHARMING HAIN

TOU


KUTTA PALIYE…

SAAP PALIYE..

SHER PALIYE









Magar
KUDA K WASTE
GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE. . . ;->
wht did a handosm dog say to a beautiful bitch during a candlelight
dinner near a romantic river in open moonlight?




"BhoW bHOw"



Hor vicaray ne ki khena
si..:->
Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..

change it to exclamatory sentence.

Student:WOW!
Laws of sex: The more
beautiful the woman is who loves,the easier it is to leave her with no hadr feelings,
What Do You Call A beautiful Woman iN West Indies . . . . ?
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TOURiST . . . ;->
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A beautiFUL
BIRD
send to wish U HAPPY Bird Flu.
All Tempting & beautifull Things In Life Are Either. . . .



Illegal






Banned






Fattening






Expensive



Or . . .







Married to Others. . . ;->
A man said to his wife one day, "I don''t know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
"The wife responded, "Allow me to explain."
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!