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Santa: Why Do

Santa: Why Do Girls Look beautiful? Is It Real Or Due To Make Up?

Banta: All False.
Girls Look beautiful Because Boys Have Good Imagination

''Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?

''Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?

Student: Female

Teacher: How?

Student: Just now C commentator said, "A beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar.''

Think Big.. Think Smart..

Think Big..
Think Smart..
Think Positive..
Think beautiful..
Think Great..
I know, That is too much for u, so here is a Shortcut...
Just Think about me..

I like to compare

I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

beautiful girl :

beautiful girl : is dress ki kia price hai?
shop keeper : only 5 kisses
beautiful girl : us dress ki?
shop keeper : only 10 kisses
beautiful girl : donno dress pack ker do bill dadi dain gi

Degrees Of Girl!!

Degrees Of Girl!!

B.A= beautiful Angel,

B.E= beautiful Eyes

B.sc= beautiful Structure

B.L= beautiful Lips,

MBA= Marriad But Available.

Reaction of Girs Wen

Reaction of Girs Wen they loose their purse

Poor girls
My Money

Rich Girls
My Debit card

beautiful Girls
O shit aus main Hamy ki Pic thi

A Girl asks boy

A Girl asks boy: What do ya like in me ??

Boy: Those 2 big white balls having 2 little dots in it

Girl : What ?

Boy: yaar your beautiful Eyes

Teach: is sentence ka urdu tarjuma karo

Teach: is sentence ka urdu tarjuma karo

"A beautiful girl is walking in a park"

Student:
"BHANCHOODDDDDD!!! Bacchi check ker...."

I WANT 2 SEND

I WANT 2 SEND U THE CUTEST,beautiFUL, SMARTEST&SVTEST GIFT OF THE WORLDI POSTED IT,BUT POSTMAN SHOUTED AT ME''OOYEE''POSTBOX SY BAHIR NIKAL.

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

But i cant send u all of them,

It wil take lot of time...

So i m sending u just 1 joke...

"u r very beautiful"

You are so smart

You are so smart
You are so beautiful,
You are so brilliant,
You are so lovely,
You are so cute,

Gee nahi gee:-

Jo kehta hae wohi hota hae.

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