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Girl before marriage looks like, Barbie doll.. After Marriage, beautiful doll.. After 1 year, Nice doll.. After 2 years, Only doll.. After 3 years, Panadol........


A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:

When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?

One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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Books And Study
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study
Hi cute sweet
Most Graceful the smartest beautiful person
Pretty Loving caring


AB KHUSH???

Chalo ab tum aram kro dosron ko b pagal banana hai..:-)
Bush & Obama were Sitting in a Bar..
A Guy Walks Upto Them & Asks;
What r u Guys Doing Here?

Bush Says:
We r Planning World War III..

Guy says: Really? Whts Going to Happen ?

Bush says:
Well, We r Going to Kill 140 Million Muslims This time & One beautiful Girl..

Guy Exclaimed:
A beautiful Girl..!!
Y To Kill a beautiful Girl ?

Bush Turns to Obama & Says:
See, i Told You..
NoOne would Worry About The 140 Million..
Some beautiful Lines Just 4 U.


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Nice na...??
A golden message for youngsters....


A bright future CAN give u many beautiful girls....

But a beautiful girl CANNOT give u a bright future....
Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy

BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein

NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.
A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone, after 1 hour he gathers enough courage to ask her
"Excuse me can i sit beside u?"

she responds loudly "NO I DONT WANA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH U"

every 1 in the bar starts to look at the man, the man was embarrassed
After a few minutes the woman walks over to his table smiles n apologizes says u see im a psychology student studying how people respond to embarrasing situations,

Man replied(loudly): WHAT 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS 4 ONE NIGHT?:-D
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best