Rahi SMS Messages411 messages

Bivi Pure 15 Minute Tak Apne Khamosh Shohar Pe Garajne K Bad boli Main Larai Khatam Karna Chah Rahi Hoon Magar Tumhari Is Gongi Badmashi Ki Waja Sy Ghar Jahanum Bana Ja Raha Hai…
*Le kr Ana Usy Mere JanazY MeiN Ek Akhri HaseeN MuLaqat to ho gi..!
*Mere Jism Mein Jaan to Ni Hogi Magar Meri jaaN Mere Jism k PasS To ho Gi..!

?IbRahim Mughal?
Teacher: Translate into Urdu.

"She is Kidding"


Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.
Ajkal sirf 2 topic ke bare me bat hoRahi he
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Election 2013……. And Aashiqui 2:-P:-;-)
Boy 2 Girl: Suit bohat acha pehna hai
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Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
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Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Makeup b bohat acha hai
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Girl: Thnx "BHAI JAN"
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Boy: Phir b buri lag Rahi ho :-P
Ek Bacha Paida Hotay He Nurse Se bola

LIGHT AARahi HAI?

Nurse: No

Bacha Bola: Oh no

PAKISTAN Me Hua Hun..
Zindagi bhar zindagi ki saza milti Rahi,
Lamha lamha wafaaon ki jaza milti Rahi.
Cherh kar jata raha har baar zakhmon ko mere,
Gham ke sholon ko yun hi hawaa milti Rahi.
Meri nazron ne hai bakhsha husn ko farogh,
Uske har aaza ko ik adaa milti Rahi.
Faasla badta gaya jitna gaya uske qareeb,
Khushk patton ko jaise hawaa milti Rahi.
Paththron ki gird takrata raha ''Rahat'' ka wajood,
Sukhan goi ka sadaa nayee sadaa milti Rahi.
Suno!
Mehsoos karo,
Badal ki Garaj,
Bijli ki chamak,
Barish ki ek ek bond,
Tum se Cheekh cheekh kar
Keh Rahi hai,
**Ab toh naha lo..
Age of Anbia (A.S) :
ADAM A.S 1000 years
NOOH A.S 950
SHOAIB A.S 882
SUALEH A.S 586
ZAKARIA A.S 207
IBRahiM A.S 195
SULEMAN A.S 150
ISMAIL A.S 137
YAQOOB A.S 129
MOOSA A.S 125
ISHAQ A.S 120
HAROON A.S 119
YOUSUF A.S 110
ESSA A.S 95
HAZRAT MUHAMMAD S.A.W. 63
Ek Din Usney Mujsey Kaha
Kia
Tumhey Bhi Mujsey Piyar Hey?
Mey To Ajnabi Sa Ban Gaya
Phir…
DiL Ney Holey Sey Kaha…
Ek Aks Naksh Hey Merey Hawas Pey
Ye Sans Chal Rahi Hey Usi Ki Yaad Sey
Usey Daikh Loon
To
Jee Utthon
Bina Uskey Zindagi Ek Khuaab Hey
Wo Shakhs Kia Hey Nahi Khaber
Haan Wo DiL-e-Qarar Hey
Meri Zindagi Merey Ashnaa
Ager Ye Hee Piyaar Hey
To
Sunlo Aj
Haan Mujey Bhi Tumsey PIYAAR Hey
Kaash K Koi Raasta Mil Jaye Tujh Tk Pohanchny Ka,,
Qeher Ban K
Baras Rahi Hain Mujh Pe Yaadain Teri.

'Wife: Aj Raat Nahi Dalwaongi
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Kal B Ap Daal K So Gay thay

Bohat Jalan Hui thi
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Mai Sari Raat Masalti Rahi
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Pani bhi Nikalta Raha
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Lagta Hai Ye Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai.'