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Election 2013……. And Aashiqui 2:-P:-;-)
  

Aug, 22 2013     115 chars (1 sms)     4853 views       Politics

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Wat did Clinton say wen accused of copying
his homework frm his galfrnd at Oxford?
I dint hav textual relations wit tat woman.
What’s the fluid capacity of
Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
One U.S. leader!
*UNLUCKY NUMBER*

BENAZIR BHUTTO,! born in
1953 =1,9,5,3 "9"

she has died in ,!
2007= 2+0+0+7="9"

total period from 1953 to 2007 is
54 years=5 +4 ="9"

1st suicidal attack on her ,!
18 oct. = 1+8 ="9"

2nd suicidal attack on her in which she died
27 dec. = 2+7 ="9" .:)-
keh rahi hai awam ooonchi awaz mein bol bol k,
apna pol chchupa rahey hein doosroon k khol k,

aur naheen pard raha hai farq kissi ko b yahan,
Kissi main ko phenko k khali hein dhakney main hole k
Teacher Pathan Sy:
Qatil kisay kehtay hain?

Pathan:
Pata nahi..?

Teacher:
Agar tum apni Biwi ka Qatal kar do to tum kya kehlao gay...?

Pathan:
"ZARDARI"
*Talash-e-Gumshuda*
Naam Ch. Shujaat Hussain.
Bolnay or dekhnay say maazoor hai.
Zehni tawazan drust nahi
Apna naam Quaid-i-Azam btata hay.
18 Feb ki Sham kala Chashma pehanay Cycle ko puncture lagwanay nikla tha jis ko milay, is patay par rabta karay:
Ch. Azab-e-Elahi (Ex-CM Pokha Nanga Punjab), Lota House, Opposite Coruption Factory, Horse trading Bazar, Gujrat.
In politics, your enemies can"t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
Pakistan k Masael,

Politicians
Police
Army
Double Crossers
Pakistan k Vasael,

Gharib Awam

phir b kehta hoon, Masael ko Khatam karo aur Vasael ka kamal dekho.
Arz kia hy.
Ye dolat bhi lelo,
Ye shuhrat bhi lelo,
Bhaly cheen lo hum se hamari jwani,
mgr mujh ko lota do wo bachpan ka sawan,
wo kaghaz ki kashti, wo barish ka pani,
!
REMIX.
Ye zardari bhi LeLo,
Ye Altaf bhi LeLo,
Ye imran bhi LeLo,
Ye Molana bhi LeLo. Bhalay cheen Lo hum se
hamari hina rubani
Magar humko Lota do qeematein purani
wo Aata
wo Chini
wo Bijli
wo Pani
Bri mehrbani. Bri mehrbani
New sms ha abhi markit ma aaya hai ghuma do!
Aj Dil Di Kehn Nu G Karda,

Tere Dil Wich Rehn Nu G Karda,

Khushian De K Tenu Tere Dard Sehn Nu G Karda,

Rab Jane Tera Mera Ki Rishta,

Bas Tenu Apna Kehn Nu G Karda......
Larki khubsurat honi chahiyeh ……………………….
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Shareef to Nawaz shareef be hai……
teacher; batao gunahgar log toba karney k baad kahan jatey hain ?

student; sir, tahreek-e-insaf mey...