Rahi SMS Messages411 messages

Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?

Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai.

Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan He Nikal Gai.

Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy.

Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.
Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.


1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha.



Ye 2 Ghanta Ki


Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai.
Pathan to Police:ujhe phone pe Qatal ki dhamkiyaan mil Rahi hain.

Police:Kon hai wo ?

Pathan:
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PTCL waly kehte hain bill nahi bhara to kaat dengy.
KaL Shaam Tere Ghar Qayam Kis Ka Tha ?
Na Tha K0i Musafir To Ehtmam Kis Ka Tha?
Likh Likh K Ch00mti Rahi Jis Ko RaaT Bhar.!
Humen Bhi Batao W0 Naam Kis Ka Tha?
Jis Ko SuN K R0 Pare EhLe-e-MehfiL.!
Itna Bheegta Hua Anjam Kis Ka Tha ?
Humen Pe K Hosh Na Raha SaQi.!

W0 Haath Kis Ka Tha W0 Jaam Kis Ka Tha...!!!

Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,
Pathan Use Dhond'te Hue
Ek Park Pohncha!!


Wahan Ek Larka Apni Girlfriend
Ki Aankhon Me Dekhte Hue Keh
Raha Tha...

Mujhe Tumhari Aankhon Me
Sari Dunya Nazar ARahi Hai.

Pathan Chillaya Or Bola,
Bhai Dekhna Zara Mera Gadha
Nazar Arha Hai Kahin...:-)
Dost Tumhari Girl freind ka phone aaya tha"
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Keh Rahi thi
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Koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko
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Bomb ka zamana hai...URRA do saleY ko...! ;->
True bravery is to arrive home …
fully drunk..
a late night out..

and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask

“hey mom, abhi tak jaag Rahi ho.”
is barish ko dekh kr tumhari yad aa Rahi hai

tum pas hote to wiper hi phirwa lete:-))
Pathan ki bivi ka rang boht kala tha,

Ek din bivi ne Orange Colour ki Saarhi pehni aur pucha: Kesi lag Rahi hun?
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Pathan: Aise jaise SURMEY ki Factory mein aag lagi ho.
aik hathi nay chand chuntiyon ko chaltay chaltay kuchal k mar dya ghalti say.ab chyuntion n us hathi say badla lyne ka plan bnaya.plan.jab hathi ither say guzray ga to us ko tree k uper say jump laga k mar day gay."sab chyuntiyan tree p char hi Rahi the k hathi uther say guzarnay laga.1 kamzor si chunti charhatay hue us p pehlay hi gir gaye.peechay say us ki sathi chuntion nay awaz lagaye."PHEY DAY SU PHAY DAY SU
Rishtay jo pyar ke thay sabhi choot-tay gaye...

Bandhan bhi saaray zabt ke phir toot-tay gaye...

Khawab-o-khayal ban gayen yaaron ki mehfilen...

Ek ek kar ke yaar sabhi rooth-tay gaye...

Sab dard dil main bhar liye sukh ki talash main...

Hamdard ban ke log hamain loot-tay gaye...

Milti Rahin sazayen hamain pyar ke aiwaz...

Apni hi Khawahishon ka gala ghont-tay gaye...
Ek Kasak Jo Lafzo''nKi
Aagosh Me Sisak Rahi Thi

Ek Dua Jo Duur Arsh
Pe Bhatak Rahi Thi

Wo Dua Jo Tuutey Dil
Sy Nikal Rhi Thi

Wo Dua Jo 2 Labo''n
Pe Machal Rahi Thi

Kaash !

Ek Shaam Wo Laut Aaye

Ya Kaash !
Wo Shaam Laut Aaye

Is Dil Ne Bohat Usay
Chaha Tha

Hum Ne Rab Sy Bas
Usy Hi Maanga Tha

Pr Meri Dua Tou Kahin
Arsh Pe Hi Kho Gai

Aur Phr Taqdeer b
Andhera Aurh k So Gai

Aur Phir Zabt Ka Daaman
Hum Sy Chooth Gaya

Ek Tuuta Hua Dil
Aur Bhi Tuut Gaya ...
Tri yadon k bna koi lmha gzara nai
ik pal nai jb tmhe hmne pukara nai

mri nkamion ka itna bi gm na kjiye
agr ap jete he to me hara nai

ye nq$h-e-drd k $e utr jae chere $e
mene abi apka gm dil $e utara nai

tere bin yun kt Rahi driya-e-zindgi men
kshti bi he majhi bi hai, kinara nai

kr raka he ji$ne $are gar men ujala
an$u he mera ye koi tota hua tara nai

k$ko gle laga k royen namurad hm
i$ bhri dnia men apna koi $ara nai

marez-e-i$hq he tmanai khdk$hi ka ab
ghre hen dl k zkhm or koi chaara nahin

wo aa ke poonchh den aan$u hamari aankhon $e
itna bhi hamare haq mein na$eeb hamara nahin

itna he bd-na$eb “Memon“ ka ye jahan
lota he zindgi ne j$e maut ne mara na.....