Rahi SMS Messages411 messages

ahsass hai mujhe tere ghum ka
par main bhi tou khush nahi

har pal tu roya hai
hasi tou mere lab par sai bhi chin gai

zindagi ki aas na Rahi tujko
main tou zinda rehkar bhi mar gai

kese khush rahun main teri us mohabbat bhari zindagi main
jisme main to kuch nahi
magar merri mohabbat bhi kuch nahi
Kal Shaam Tere Ghar Qiyaam Kis Ka Tha
Na Tha Koi Musafir To Ehtmam Kis Ka Tha

Likh Likh Ke Choomti Rahi Jisko Raat Bhar
Hamein Bhi Batao Wo Naam Kis Ka Tha

Jis Ko Sun Kar Ro Pare Ehl-E-Mehfil
Itna Bheegta Hoa Anjaam Kis Ka Tha

Hamien Pee Ke Hosh Na Raha Saqi
Wo Hath Kis Ka Tha Wo Jaam Kis Ka Tha
Gandum ameer-e-shehar ki hoti Rahi kharab
Beti kisi mazdoor ki faqoon sy marr gai

*Youm-e-mazdoor*
AJ TU BESABAB UDASS HAI JII
ISHQ HOTA TU KOI BAAT B THI

JALTA PHIRTA HOON DOPHARON MAI
JANE KIA CHEEZ KHO GAYE MERI

CHUPTA PHIRTA HAI ISHQ DUNYA SE
PEHLTI JA Rahi HAI RUSWAII

AAJ TU WO B KUCH KHAMOSH SA THA
MAI NE B IS SE KOI BAAT NA KI

AIK DUM IS KE HONT CHOOM LIE
YE MUJHE BETHE BETHE KIA SOOJHI

AIK DUM ISKA HATH CHORADIA
JANE KIA BAAT DARMIYAN AYEE

TU JO ITNA UDAAS HAI LATIF
TUJHE KIA HOGAYA BATA TU SAHI
Wife:Lagta hai Hamari Beti ki kisi Ladke k Saath Setting Ho Gayi h
Husband:Wo kaise?
Wife:Kafi Dino se ReCharge k Paise Nahi Mang Rahi Hai.
SANTA: Kal meri biwi kuwe mein gir gayi,

bahut chot lagi usko..bahut chila Rahi thi..

BANTA: Ab kaisi hai..??
...
SANTA: Thik hi hogi, kal se kuwe se aawaaz nahi aai.
Story:
1 Din Ek Pagal Lrki Phulon Se Khel Rahi Thi

Halke Halke Baaten Kar K Phulon Ko Bosay De K..

Shayad Kuch Soch Rahi Thi..
Yakayak 1 Kantay Ne Aa K Us K Honton Ko Zakham Bakhsha

Usne Phulon Ko Hata K Kante Ko Muthi Mai Le Kar
PYAR Se Thora Chuma

Shayad Wo Jan Gai Thi PYAR K Badle Yehi Milega.../
Mousam b hai suhana,
Barish b ho Rahi hai,

Bas ik kami hia jana,
Teri yad aa Rahi hai,
Teri yad aa Rahi hia...!!
ek NAAM kya likha tera SAHIL ke rait py....

phir UMR bhar HAWA sy meri dushmani Rahi...!!
Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja Rahi hon

Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha

wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain
Pathan office se ghar aa raha tha k Rasty me
kisi ne bataya k
Tumhari biwi kisi ki shadi me dance kar Rahi hy.

Pathan ghar aya or darwaze pe danda le k khara ho gya
8 bajy, 10 baje, 11 bajy 12 baje
rat k 3 baj gaye
lekin Biwi nahi aai

4 bajay pathan ko yaad aaya k
mary to abi shaadi hi nahi hui.
Doctor To injured patient:
Jab car 1 lady chala Rahi thi to tumhe road se door chalna chahiye tha!

Patient: Kon sa road? Bhai Main to park mei leta hua tha!: