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Agar Aap se koi kahe k <Br/> <Br/>U r <Br/> <Br/>"GOOD LOOKING" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"SMART" <Br/> <Br/>Or <Br/> <Br/>"GENIOUS" <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"To rakh k stupid k munh per thapper marna <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>FeBruary ke mahine mein April FOOL ?
Police constaBle 2 his son: Tumahra result achha nahi aaya. <Br/>Aaj se tumhara khelna aur tv dekhna Band. <Br/>Son: Acha ye 50 rupye pakro aur mamla khattam karo
Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se Baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?
Sardar to a girl....kia tum mujh se shadi kero gi...? Girl..tameez se Baat kero...Sardar..Behan Ji,kia aap mujh se shadi karein gi.... ?
Most of my frnds are normal, sane, cultured, decent, intellectual and well Behaved... just wana thank u for Breaking the monotony..... ;->
Vodafone walon ka kutta aaj suBah hi chal Basa, <Br/>aur aB woh Bandar se ad karvana chahte hain! <Br/>Tujhe meri dosti kasam <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>tuuuuu nahi jayega!
Hello, this is GOD. <Br/>I make few Bad creations But <Br/>you are the worst monster I ever realised. <Br/>My apologies on Behalf of the whole world..
Kia Tum Ud Sakte Ho ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Kia Sitaare Tod Sakte Ho ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Pathar Ko Heera Bana Sakte Ho ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Nahi Na ! ! ! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Beta Sirf Shakal Bandar Jesi Hone Se <Br/>Koi Hanumaan Nahi Ban Jata
Teri yAad se 1 Lamha nahi hai khali <Br/>Tu phool hai GARDEN ka hum uske hain maali. <Br/>Tumhe chaye ka shoq hai aur hum hain pyali. <Br/>Tu paer hai khajur ka main hon daali. <Br/>Dekha kitni mohaBBat hai puri nazam Banali <Br/>Mujhe malum hai apki koi to majBuri hogi <Br/>Jo aap ne itne kam peson mein Apni Izzat LOotwali............ ;->
2 Frnds AapAs mei LArte huye... <Br/> <Br/>1 kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy, <Br/>DosrA kehtA hy k Tu ChutiyA hy... <Br/> <Br/>S.H.O dono ko pAkAr kAr F.I.R kAAt detA hy, <Br/>CAse Court mei jAtA hy, <Br/>Judge kehtA hy Aj k CAse mei kon ChutiyA hy ye SAaBit hogA <Br/>SaAre GAwAhon Or SABooton ko MAdde-NAzAr rAkhte hue is CAse mei 3 Chutiye hAin.. <Br/> <Br/>1- Ye S.H.O jo ChutiyApe wALA CAse LAyA.. <Br/> <Br/>2- MAin jo Chutiyon kA FAisLA kArne BethA hon.. <Br/> <Br/>3- Yeh ChutiyA jo ChutiyApe wALA SMS pArh rAhA <Br/>hy...... :p ;->
Gadho ki race .... <Br/>10 <Br/>9 <Br/>8 <Br/>7 <Br/>6 <Br/>5 <Br/>4 <Br/>3 <Br/>2 <Br/>1 <Br/>FIRE.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>msg Baad me padh lena <Br/>B. . . .H. . . .A. . . .G. . . . . . . <Br/>warna trophy koi aur le jayega....
Hi hw r u.. <Br/>R u free this Sunday? Can u come with us 2 Lshore @ 9am? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Coz Sunday we r opening a new Branch of <Br/> <Br/>ZOO. We got all the animals except u