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Adhuray hain! <Br/> <Br/>Baadal <Br/>Bin Barish <Br/> <Br/>Chaand <Br/>Bin Chandni <Br/> <Br/>Suraj <Br/>Bin Roshni <Br/> <Br/>Phool <Br/>Bin KhushBu <Br/> <Br/>Dil <Br/>Bin Dharkan <Br/> <Br/>Shama <Br/>Bin Parwana <Br/> <Br/>Or <Br/> <Br/>Or <Br/> <Br/>Tum Bin <Br/>Zoo Ki Ronaq... :P
AB t0 iqrAr kEr Lo, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Or nA tArpAo.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>AB t0 BAtA d0.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Or nA shArmAo.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>k.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Tum mUjh sE.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>mUjh sE.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>mUjh sE.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bhi ZiAdA KaNjUs h0.. :P
One day a donkey looked into mirror n said, "Oh, ugly face, Big nose, narrow eyes "Afterwards he kiled himself. <Br/> <Br/>So plz don''t look into mirror coz.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>I''ll miss u... :P
One day a donkey looked into mirror n said, "Oh, ugly face, Big nose, narrow eyes "Afterwards he kiled himself. <Br/> <Br/>So plz don''t look into mirror coz.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>I''ll miss u... :P
SaBhi jungli janwaro ko suchit kiya jata he ki <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>- <Br/>AAP to aise padh rahe ho, jaise suchna aapke liye ho..
Go down to c my heart.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Dekha. <Br/>Kitna saaf hai mera DIL, <Br/>Bole to ekdam Aapke. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Dimag Ki tarah
Dost Tumhari Girl freind ka phone aaya tha" <Br/>" <Br/>" <Br/> <Br/>Keh rahi thi <Br/>" <Br/>" <Br/> <Br/>Koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko <Br/>" <Br/>" <Br/> <Br/>BomB ka zamana hai...URRA do saleY ko...! ;->
Baharo phool Barsao mera "DOST"aya hai. Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai. Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY" vo aaj "LUX" se nahaya hai
BHIKAARI: 1 RUPIYA DE DE, MAIN NE 3 DIN SE KHAANA NAHIN KHAAYEA HAI, <Br/>MEMON: 100 RUPE DOON GA PEHLE YEH BATA 1 RUPIYE ME KHAANA KAHAN MILTA HAI???
Ye SMS Jaldi Jaldi Parho. . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW <Br/>HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW <Br/>HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW <Br/> <Br/>Jaldi Parhne Ko Kaha Tha . . .Kuttay Ki Terha Bhonkne Ko Nahi . . . :p
A BOY on DATE With GIRL in BMW. <Br/>Jaan, Maine tumse ek Baat chupayi hai. I''m already married. <Br/>Girl: oh, Tumne to dara diya, Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai.
U r <Br/> <Br/>''P'' ure <Br/> <Br/>''I'' ntelligent <Br/> <Br/>And <Br/> <Br/>''G'' reat. . . . ! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Said That Sarcastically . . . <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Wanna Know What I Meant For Real. . . . ? <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Read the AlphaBets Enclosed In Inverted Commas <Br/> <Br/>That''s From My Heart . . . .