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This sms can only Be read By someone SEXY:... <Br/>try again...again...mayBe you are just not sexy?... <Br/>one more time...hey don"t force it ugly!!!
Mere mehBooB k hoont gulaBi aur aankh nashely, <Br/>par kya karon khusra khusra hi hota hai
i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay <Br/>aagay say aagay Barthay chalay jao gay <Br/>quen k jahaan B jao gay gay <Br/>loag kahain chal chal agay ho.
Those Beautiful eyes, <Br/>that incrediBle Body, <Br/>such a Brain, <Br/>a sexy mouth, <Br/>nice smile .... <Br/>But that is enough aBout me, <Br/>tell me how you are? <Br/>
3 tips to Break a miror: <Br/>1. pathar mar ker tod do. <Br/>2. utha ke neechay phainko. <Br/>3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho ker muskurao. <Br/>Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala tumhare liye ziada mufeed hai.
Man: Your place or mine? <Br/>Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I"m going to mine.
Your Birthcertificate is an apology letter from the condom <Br/>factory.
It"s Better to let someone think you are an Idiot than to open <Br/>your mouth and prove it.
Calling you an idiot would Be an insult to all the stupid people.
I"d love to ask how old you are, <Br/>But unfortunately I know you can"t count that high.
Why does a stupid Blond girl never swim on her Belly? ... <Br/>When she feels something wet she turn on her Back.
Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushBoo laya <Br/>TaB ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya <Br/>Mera dost aaj Bhi nahi nahaya.