B SMS Messages22988 messages

Yaar aaj ka din Bada fuddu hai.... <Br/> <Br/>Fuddu se yaad aaya <Br/> <Br/>Kaisa hai tu..!!
KaBhi hausla Bhi aazmana chahiye <Br/>Bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... <Br/>JaB 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..
ABe Khajur, <Br/>Zoo se Bhaage hue Langur, <Br/>aBe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke, <Br/>Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander, <Br/>(Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).
U r Ultimate <Br/>U r Lovely <Br/>U r LikaBle <Br/>U r Unique <Br/>In short ...... <Br/>U r ULLU !!!
Taste dis SMS <Br/>Did u feel da taste of ginger? <Br/>No? <Br/>Sure? <Br/>Well..... <Br/>BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
JaB KaBhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega <Br/>apka naam saB sey pehley liya jayega. <Br/>ghalti sey Bhi aB sms na kerdena <Br/>varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!
Scientists all over the world r wondering, <Br/>how long a human Being can live without Brain. <Br/>Please tell them ur age.
Tu hai harjaee, <Br/>tu apna B yeh toar sahi...... <Br/>too nahi to oar sahi oar naheen to oar sahi
aRz kiya haI aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai <Br/>aankhon mein noor hai chehre pe suroor hai <Br/>apni kisi friend se Baat he karva do <Br/>meri shaadi aBhi Bohat door hai <Br/>wah wah wah
sham hote hii ye dil udaas hota hai <Br/>toote khwaBoo ke siwa kush na pass hota hai <Br/>tumahri yaad aise waqt Bohat aati hai <Br/>Bandar jaB koi ass paas hota hai.
Who Wants 2 B A <Br/>£MILLIONAIRE£ <Br/> <Br/>Let"s play? <Br/>Q.NoBody likes you Because you are a: <Br/> <Br/>A.Cunt <Br/>B.Wanker <Br/>C.Rsole <Br/>D.Twat <Br/> <Br/>50/50 <Br/> <Br/>Phone a friend? <Br/> <Br/>Ring me! I will tell you!
kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena... <Br/>kaBhi humari tarah Bhi jiya kero.. <Br/>raat se mere sms parh ker sharm nai ati... <Br/>kaBhi khu Bhi sms kya kero....