B SMS Messages22988 messages

molvun k khilaaf Bhonknay walon zaBaan Band karo <Br/>molvun k Baghair kis kaam k ho zaBan Band karo <Br/>tum aaj mar jao to kon janaza parrhai ga tumhara <Br/>molvi hi parrhai ga kuch sharam karo
Teacher: <Br/>attendance plz: <Br/>pintoo... <Br/> <Br/>present sir. <Br/>guddu... <Br/> <Br/>present sir. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>kaalu... <Br/> <Br/>present sir. <Br/>ulluu... <Br/> <Br/>ulluu... <Br/>ulluu... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Button daBana choor "PRESENT SIR" Bool....
Aap Pareshan hain? <Br/> <Br/>Theek se Neend nhi aati? <Br/> <Br/>Sotey hoay Jaag jatay hain? <Br/> <Br/>AB mazeed pareshaani ki zaroorat nhi <Br/> <Br/>AB aA gaya <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>"PAMPERS" <Br/> <Br/>Chain Se Sona khooB Brhna
Hungry kya? <Br/>Laddoo Bhej raha hoon... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>yeh le... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>) " ( <Br/>/ ).) o <Br/>L./L./ o <Br/>o <Br/> <Br/>kha..Beta kha. . <Br/>laddoo....kha.......!
Barsaat ke mausam main aap ka dil chahta ho ga, <Br/>Barish main nahanay ka, <Br/>geet gungunanay ka, <Br/>paani main chhai chhappa chhai karne ka, <Br/>Barsaat main saB frogs ka dil yehi karta hai.
Asli Bewkuf Ki 4 Nishanian1. <Br/>Seedhe Hath Mein MoB Pakry <Br/>2. Angothay Se Button DaBaye <Br/>3. Message Parh K Hansay <Br/>4. Soche K aur Kis Ko Send Krun?
New Punishment for MoBile Owner Missed Call Ke liye Kaala Pani <Br/>SMS ke liye Faansi <Br/>Call ke liye Umarquid <Br/>Tum Mat Daro KANJUSO ko to ek lakh ka inaam hai....
Pyarey Bhaiyya!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>27 August ko Hamara VaLima hai, <Br/>Zaroor ana.. <Br/>Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai.. <Br/> <Br/>Is Liye "UN" k MoBiLe se MSG kr Rahi hoon. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Aap ki Behen <Br/>KATRINA KAIF
Sarey Gawaho Aur Bayanat Ko Madde nazar Rkhte hoye <Br/>Ye AdaLat PenaL Code Dafa 382 K Tehet MsG prhne WaLe <Br/>Mujrim Ko MsG na Bhejne K Jurm Mein " KANJOOS " Qaraar <Br/>Deti hai.
haha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zyada <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Smjha hai Jise MuhaBBat se Zyada <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Bharosa hai Jis pe Khud se Zyada <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Tu hai Hai wo.... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>HARAMZADA..
AB tek meri life khuli Bottle thi <Br/>Jis main se suB perfume ki terha ur jata tha <Br/>aap k aane se suB kuch ruk gaya hai <Br/> <Br/>khuda kare aap jaisa dhkken suB ko mile
Bijli Bord vich post nikli hai salri "50000"rs h r r z milnge. <Br/>Kam koi nahi Bass "11kv" tar te GILLA kapra mar ke saaf karni hai. <Br/>BEST OF LUCK.