Most optimistic line i have ever come across.
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<Br/>"I know i''m the Boy of her dreams,
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<Br/>Its just that she hasn''t started dreaming yet"
View A Negative
<Br/>Experience In
<Br/>Your Life
<Br/>Like How You Look
<Br/>At A Photo Negative.
<Br/>...A Single Negative
<Br/>Can Create An
<Br/>Unlimited NumBer Of
<Br/>Positive Prints ! ! !
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
<Br/>I can"t Believe u Did That!
<Br/>Again?
<Br/>For God Sake! LORD!!
<Br/>Why u Still Doing it?
<Br/>Truth is out now!
<Br/>MENTAL CASE!!
Your network tariff has changed! Call charges are now calculated
<Br/>according to Brain size. The smaller the cheaper!Congrats You
<Br/>can make free calls!
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
<Br/>They said-We want 2 disturB some good person.
<Br/>I suggest them ur name.
<Br/>They said -We cannot disturB our Boss.
Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all
<Br/>switch off our moBiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local
<Br/>criminals, as I did.
Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read
<Br/>that due 2 thunder a monkey has Been severely injured. So if u r
<Br/>safe, SMS me immediately.
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to raB se shikayat hogi,
<Br/>tumsa koi zamin par hua to raB se shikayat hogi,
<Br/>Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi.
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe Banaya hoga,
<Br/>ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
<Br/>pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
<Br/>phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
