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Please FAX ur Picture Urgently. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>WaLLet mein Lagane K Liey nahi. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>KitaB k Front page K Liey <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>KitaB ka Naam hai <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>QABAR KA AZAB.
Breaking News... <Br/>Dhammaka KhaBar.. <Br/> <Br/>TiB ki Dunya me TeheLka Mach Gaya, <Br/>KhaBar MiLi hai K KaL Basheer Khusrey <Br/>K han KaKa Hua... <Br/>Kaise Hoa Hamein Khud nahi Pata... <Br/>ChaLein ChaL kar Basheer Khusrey Se <Br/>Puchte Hain.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>G Basheer g <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Basheer G...!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Msg Hi Parhte Rahengey Ya Kuch Batain Gey Bhi..
Tum Paas Aey.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Yun Muskuraey.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Apne 32 Daant Mujhko Dikhaey.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>AB to Mera DiL <Br/>Phoot Phoot k Rota hai... <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Yaar Tumse To Brush Bhi <Br/>Theek se Nahi hota hai..!!
Soowar ke Bachhe! <Br/> <Br/>Ullo ke patthe! <Br/> <Br/>Kutte ke pille ! <Br/> <Br/>Gadhe ki aulaad ! <Br/> <Br/>Bhains ke Bachhde, <Br/> <Br/>Bakri ke memne, <Br/> <Br/>SaB kitne chote-chote, <Br/>Piare-piare hote haina.
American: hamaray haan dogs BomB dhoondh letay hain Japanese: hamaray haan to fish Ball se khelti hai Pakistani: hamaray haan to Bandar Bhi sms parh leta hai
Viraanay mai Dya Jalanay se kya Hoga Bujhi Hoi Raakh mai Aag Jalanay se kya Hoga Aapko QaBz hai isilye Pressure Nahi Aata AB Bewajah Zore Laganay se Kya Hoga
A girl says to her Boyfriend, One kiss and I"ll Be yours forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!
Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi. Girl reply - me Bacche ke sath dance nahi karti. Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.
The Best thing i like aBout you is your "SHARAFAT" you are full of....... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 50% SHAR & 50 % AFAT
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, <Br/>ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na Banaye..., <Br/>Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, <Br/>kahin wo Bhi common na ho jaye!!
Duur kaheen ek Basti thee... <Br/> <Br/>Wahan Churaylain Basti thee... <Br/> <Br/>JaB dekho taB Hansti thee <Br/> <Br/>Tm kio Itna Hasti ho... <Br/> <Br/>Usi Basti ki lagti ho
Aap K Brain ki X-Ray Report aa gai hai. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>10g Mitti <Br/> <Br/>10g Kankar-Pathar <Br/> <Br/>25 Type k Keere makorey, <Br/> <Br/>5g Makri K JaaLey & 500g Bhoosa.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>KamaaL hai...!!! <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Mujhe Lagta tha K KhaLi hoga..!!