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Karan Johar producing a new film and searching for new talent. <Br/>I gave him ur name Bcoz the name of da movie is "SHAKAL HO NA HO"
Na Waqt Se <Br/>Na Aarzo Se <Br/>Na Udasion Se <Br/>Sirf Or Sirf <Br/>MohaBBat Se <Br/>Chahat Se <Br/>Khuloos Se <Br/>Pyaar Se <Br/>Baray Ehtraam Se <Br/>Poray DIL Se <Br/>"Lanat hap ap per"
Is dil ka kaha mano kaam kardo, <Br/> <Br/>1 Benaam si mohaBBat meray naam kardo, <Br/> <Br/>meri zaat pe faqt itna ehsaan kardo, <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>ghar say naha k nikloo, <Br/> <Br/>Or puray ilaqay ko hairaan kar doo
JaB KaBhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega apka naam saB sey pehley liya jayega. ghalti sey Bhi aB sms na kerdena varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!
i think tum zindgi main kafi aagay jao gay aagay say aagay Barthay chalay jao gay quen k jahaan B jao gay gay loag kahain chal chal agay ho. he he ha ha hoooo
aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho or udhar poori saudi govt pareshan hai. saB aap ki talaash mein hein jaldi pohncho! kyun ke haji pather marne ke liye aa gaye hain.
__/____ <Br/>lorange l <Br/>l juice l <Br/>l______l <Br/> <Br/>Fresh Orange Juice <Br/>Ka DaBBa Bheja Hai.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Paoun Maar K <Br/>Patakha Baja Lo
JaBse Tumhe dekha <Br/>hai, <Br/> <Br/>Mera <Br/> <Br/>Raat ko <Br/> <Br/>Din ko <Br/> <Br/>SuBha ko <Br/> <Br/>Sham ko <Br/> <Br/>Khate waqt <Br/> <Br/>Peete waqt <Br/> <Br/>Sote waqt <Br/> <Br/>Jagte waqt <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Hans Hans k Bura HaaL hai!
Scientists all over the world r wondering, how long a human Being can live without Brain. Please tell them ur age.and name......
KhoBsurat phoolon ki tasveer saja rakhi thi Beech mien eik ladki ki tasveer laga rakhi thi Mujhe pata tha woh ladki nikle gi Bewafa Isss liyeh mien ne eik aur ladki phasaa rakhi thi.
Tez hawa ka johnka aaya Saath mai teri khushBoo laya TaB ja kay mere dil ko khayal aaya Mera dost aaj Bhi nahi nahaya.
Badshah Ne AeLaan Kia Hai k jo meri Riaya mein <Br/>SaB se Zyada "CHAMPOO" Hoga Us se Apni Beti <Br/>Ki Shaadi Karoonga.. <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/> <Br/>Teri to NiKaL pari yaar.. <Br/>MuBarak ho Shehzadey...!!!