Ashi SMS Messages227 messages

Khaaksaar k
dil-e-mohtareeq-o-dimagh-e-muntasher main ye khadsha-o-andesha
mohtAshi-o-moqaid hai, k kaheen biradar-e-muhtaram-o-izzat-e-maa-aab banda-e-ranjeeda-o-sanjeeda se khafa-o-naraz to nahi,
k arsa-e-daraz se biradar-e-faatir-ul-aqal ne band-e-haqir-o-faqir ko koi sms nahi kia hai . . . ;->
Heigth of fAshion



a 6 month old baby asks his mother for.....






low waist diper
This one is my first attempt.

Kis cricketer ki wife ka naam sunte hee,everyone starts laughing?



Its Mr.RAshid latif



how?



Coz his wifes name would be Mrs.Latifa
Teacher: "George WAshington Not Only Chopped Down His FAther''s Cherry Tree
But Also Admitted Doing It .
Now Do u Know Why His Father Didn''t Punish Him ? ? ?


Student: Because George Still Had The AXE In His Hand ! ! ! When He Confessed
Bank Mei 1 Achi Job Hai
Only 4u
Salary:25000 Pr Month


Kaam Srf Ye Hai K Sara Din CAshier K Samne Zuban Nikal Kr Bethna Hai Wo Angootha Lga Kr Note Ginega :-)
Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.
1.Memon BadmAshi Kary Ga.2.Sindhi Mehnat Karyga.
3.Muhajir Hukumat Karyga.4 Punjabi Ghairat Karyga.
5.Pathan Larki Say Piyar Karega
I
Wana
Dedicate
U
A
Song.
Sirf
Or
Sirf
Apke
Liye




Only
4
My
LOVE




"Karan Main
Nazaara
Jadon Teri
Taswir Da!
Painda Ae
Pulaikha
Meno
KHUSRAY BAshiR
Da"
hum film india ki dekhty ha, songs india k suntey hai,
fAshion india k karty hai tu phir jab pakistan match harta hai
tu ghussa q jeet bhi tu india ki honi chaiye na ?
In logon kee samajh nahee aati, Hamesha dohra roop,

kaisay:

Proof#1: lardki lardkey ko chchery to Shararat aur agar lardka chchery to BadmAshi.

Proof#2: Agar koi ameer kaam mein apni wife ka haat bataye to "understanding" aur agar gharib bataye to "Jhooroo ka Ghulam"
Uuuuufffffff reeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy LLLLLooooooggg
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin



Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko



Shadiya Karo KAshiSH Ki Tarah,

Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,

Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,

Aur,

GADHO,

*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin



Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko



Shadiya Karo KAshiSH Ki Tarah,

Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,

Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,

Aur,

GADHO,

*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
Boy: JotAshi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?


JotAshi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe

To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!