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Naila nay zazia ko

Naila nay zazia ko shabana nay shabnam ko rehana nay rukhsana ko alia nay anela ko bushra nay babra ko farah ne farzana ko humera nay hameeda ko akbar nay asghar ko basheer nay babar ko tanveer nay saleem ko imran nay ishaq ko khalil nay rahman ko kAshif nay kamran ko liaqat nay lugman ko zeeshan nay zaman ko aur main nay app ko yeh sms ker diya ha!

REPORTER: Laaluji, t

REPORTER: Laaluji, the poor women in bihar

dont have clothes to wear.

LAALU: U FOOL,tum FTV dekhe ho?

Rich women bhi cloth nahin pehanti hai.

Yeh fAshionwa hai .

aik larki hai jo kaali hai fitrat ki bari niraali hai

aik larki hai jo kaali hai
fitrat ki bari niraali hai
aankhoon main hai kuch kuch kAshish
aur khana -e- dimaagh khaali hai

Laday To Other Lady : What Do Use For Washing Dishes. . . ?

Laday To Other Lady : What Do Use For WAshing Dishes. . . ?

Other Lady : Oh, I Tried Many Things But Found My Husband Best. . . ;->

Boy: mujhse dosti karogi?

Boy: mujhse dosti karogi?

Girl: mere parents allow nhi karte,

Boy: To mere mere parents ne kya mujhe

aAshiq society ki membership dilwayi hui hai!!

You Are "ABCDEFGHIJKL"

You Are

"ABCDEFGHIJKL"

A - Adoreable
B - Briiliant

C - Cute
D - DAshing

E - Exciting
F - Fantastic

G - Great
H - Humorous

I - Intelligent

J K L - Joke Kesa Laga . . .

Pyar Karo SUJAL Ki Terha

Pyar Karo SUJAL Ki Terha

Shadian Karo KAshiSH Ki Terha

Lambi Umar Ho BAA K Terha

Rote Raho TULSI Ki Terha

Sab Ko Hansao GATTU Ki Terha

Har Janam Main Aao ANURADH Ki Terha

Qismat Se Laro PRERNA Ki Terha

Shak Karo BAJAJ Ki Terha

Aur

Aur

Aur

T.v Band Karo
Insaan Bano Meri Terha . . . ;->

Tajj Mehal dekh

Tajj Mehal dekh kar bola Shah Jahan ka pota,
Apna bhi bank balance hota,
Agar Dada aAshiq na hota....P

Benazir ko goli lgi,

Benazir ko goli lgi,
bkhtawar asfa rone lgi,
rote rote bhok lgi,
khale bilawal mom phli,
mom phli me dana nhi,
zrdari tmhara papa nhi
pnjab wale bche, musharf bhai sache, sache sche jayenge shekh rAshid ki dulhan layenge,

conda leza kali, so nkhro wali,

ek nkhra tot gya bush ka mu toot gya.

Circuit: Bhai America

Circuit: Bhai America mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: WAshington

FILM; "Destroy Pakistan "

FILM;

"Destroy Pakistan "

Hero:

President Bush
Co Hero:
Mushraf

Herion:
Condlisa Rise

Villan:
Osama bin laden

Scripted in:
USA
Pakistan

Character Actors:
N Shrif,Qazi,Imran,
Amin Fahim

Friendly y Apperance:
SAUDI king

Comedien:
sheikh RAshid

Suporting Actor:

Hamiid Karzai,

Molana Fazal-ur-Rehmn

A Europian came to pakistan and met a fashionable

A Europian came to pakistan and met a fAshionable

"khusra"
in a street and asked:

"Are you a prostitute?"

khusra:
"No No i am substitute"

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