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shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy

'Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki daal k kuch daane aur Rs.150 thy
husb:ye kya hy?
Wife:main jb b koi boy friend bnati thi to is main ek dAana daal deti thi.
Husband (Daane gin kr shukr krta hai k bht ziada nhi hain): tumhare bs 6 boy frnds thy? Aur ye is 150 rupy ka kya matlab hai?
Wife:10 din pehle main ne 2kilo daal bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain.:-P'

muhavre ka istemal karo

Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.

"Mun Me Pani Aana"

Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,

Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.

Tanha Tanha si Raat or Tanha

Tanha Tanha si Raat or Tanha Tanha se Hum

Afsurda Afsurda Yaden,

Bheega Bheega Mosam,

Sookhey patton ka Shor,

Andhery ki Sargoshi,

Dharkan ki Aahat,

Qismat se apne Shikway,

Tere ehsas ka atoot bandhan,

Tere sath guzre pal,

Tere loat Aanay ke Umeeden,

Tere raste pe nazar,

Lamha lamha rat ka Dhalna,

Pal pal apni as ka Tootna,

Dil ke zakhmon ka ghera hona,

Donkey race

Sardar to sardarni:

"Aaj 4 bajay khotayan(Donkey) di race aye,Main utthay jAana aye"

Sardarni : "Bas rein diyo,

turya te jaanda nai,

tay race lao gay"

Wo ojhal meri nigahon se kahan rehta hy...

Wo ojhal meri nigahon se kahan rehta hy
Wo ashk ban kar Aankhon se rawaan rehta hy

Kisi lamhy tanha honay nahi deti uski yadein
Mere Aangan mein melay ka samaan rehta hy

Her gharri dil ka daricha khula rakhty hain
Her gharri us ke Aanay ka gumaan rehta hy

Log kehty hain zakham bhar jatay hain aakhir
Zakham bhar jatay hain lekin nishaan rehta hy

Wo milay to itna bata dena usko
Tujh bin Tera pyar preshaan rehta hy

Kabhi Mujh Ko Saath Lekar,....

Kabhi Mujh Ko Saath Lekar, Kabhi Mere Saath Chal Kar
Woh Badal Gaye AchAanak Meri Zindagi Badal Kar

Huye Jis Pey Meharaban Tum Koi Khush Nasib Hoga
Meri Hasaratein To Nikalin Mere Ansuuon Mein Dhal Ke

Teri Zulf-O-Rukh Kay Qurban Dil-E-Zaar Dhuundhata Hai
Wahi Champai Ujaale Wahi Suramai Dhundalake

Koi Phool Bun Gaya Hai Koi Chaand Koi Taara
Joh Chiraag Bujh Gaye Hain Teri Anjuman Mein Jal Ke

Mere Dosto Khudara Mere Saath Tum Bhi Dhuundo
Woh Yahin Kahin Chhupey Hain Mere Ghum Kaa Rukh Badal Kay

Teri Bejhijhak Hansi Say Na Kisi Kaa Dil Ho Mailaa
Yeh Nagar Hai Aainon Kaa Yahaan Saans Le Sambhal Ke

Wo ojhal meri nigahon se ka

Wo ojhal meri nigahon se kahan rehta hy

Wo ashk ban kar Aankhon se rawaan rehta hy

Kisi lamhy tanha honay nahi deti uski yadein

Mere Aangan mein melay ka samaan rehta hy

Her gharri dil ka daricha khula rakhty hain

Her gharri us ke Aanay ka gumaan rehta hy

Log kehty hain zakham bhar jatay hain aakhir

Zakham bhar jatay hain lekin nishaan rehta hy

Wo milay to itna bata dena usko

Tujh bin Tera pyar preshaan rehta hy

Iss baar kuch aisa mein chahta hoon

Iss baar kuch aisa mein chahta hoon
Tum ko apna banAana chahta hoon

Bhula kar apne sab gham
Tumhe dilse apnana chahta hoon

Tumhe tumhari ijazaat se
Apne dil mein basana chahta hoon

Apne naam k saath joar kar tumhara naam
Duniya ko sar-e-aam dikhana chahta hoon

Kab ho Qubooliyat ki ghari na jaane
Tumhe har dua mein mangna chahta hoon

Ho jaao tum meri aur main tumhara
Harr pal bas yehi ehsaas chahta hoon

Tum se hi ki bass mohabbat main ne
Apni sari zindagi tumhare sang chahta hoon

Karta hoon aaj main ye iqraar
Main bass tumhe bass tumhe hi chahta hoon

Haq ke saath kahoon tumhe main apna
Tumse bass aaj main yehi raza chahta hoon…

Jaanay kub

JAanay kub kon kisay maar day kaafir keh kar
Shehr ka shehr musalmaan huwe phirta hay

Aanay lagta hai jonhi kisi ki rafaqt mein skoon FARAZ

Aanay lagta hai jonhi kisi ki rafaqt mein skoon FARAZ

Phir youn hota hai k wo log he badal jatay hain....

kabhi Mit-ti Hain Faraz

Bhala
Hathon Ki
Lakeerain Bhi
kabhi Mit-ti
Hain Faraz

Kitna
Pagal Hai
Mara Naam
MitAanay
Wala.

Sms

Teri Gali Main Hum ne Aana Chor diya Hai

FARAZZZ

Wahan to Nokia 3310 bhi Cheen Letay Hain :-)

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