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Q:Why is a Sardarji

Q:why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?

A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”

Wife Running After

wife Running After A Garbage Truck:
Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.
Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.

LOVE IS LIFE

LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS wIFE
wIFE IS KNIFE

and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS

HUSBAND and WIFE

HUSBAND and wIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….

A man in Hell asked Devil:

A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper

wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.

Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.

Husband asks:

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of wIFE? It means…
without Information, Fighting Everytime!

wIFE says: No darling , it means :-
with Idiot For Ever

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?

wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date

Wife: You always carry my photo in your

wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. why?
Darling : when there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “what other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Interviewer to Millionaire

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “what were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

what is the Difference Between Mother & wife ?
A – One woman Brings U into this world crying…
&
the other ensures U Continue to do so.

Wife : Do you want dinner?

wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
wife : Yes and no.

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