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wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D


what is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
wife is earth quake…:p

wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!

wife: will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai


Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

wife: why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.
Husband aur wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
wife nay pocha,”Koun Thi wo?”
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.


Husband 2 wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ??
wife remains silent ……

Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ??
wife : Abbe gin ne to De….


wife: what is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
Friends Are like “Priya Gold Biscuit” Haq Se maango
Girl Friends are like Pepsi Yeh Dil Maange More
wife is like a medicine Bas Ek hi kaafi hai
My wife and I
were happy for 20 years.
Than we met.
Husband:u will never succeed
in making that dog obey u!
wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.